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400 lb Bear in your Bedroom!! What would you do?

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March 10, 2017, 07:05 AM
tatortodd
400 lb Bear in your Bedroom!! What would you do?
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Originally posted by newmexican:
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Originally posted by the_sandman_454:
I'm fairly confident 6 rounds of .454 Casull in my readily accessible hand cannon should do the trick. I'd be awake and ready to deal with it thanks to the dogs going nuts if it tried to get in, or likely even got close to the house.
Came in to suggest some .454 medicine. Mine only has 5 shots so I need to make them count.
When I lived in Alaska, I had my 454 snubbie ready to go with Buffalo Bore and kept Brenneke Dangerous game slugs on top of the safe. Everything I keep in the bedroom in Texas would just piss off a bear so I'm screwed unless I put a round through the eyeball. The good news is that the bear population is tiny here (2 of 3 species are listed as endangered and 3rd is on the federal threatened species list) so I'm not changing.


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March 10, 2017, 09:06 AM
chongosuerte
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Originally posted by Todd Huffman:
It'd be a flashback to my first wife. I'd probably slap it on the ass and ask if she lost weight.


Took the words out of my mouth Wink



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March 10, 2017, 09:22 AM
rsbolo
Do you think the "Chak-Chak" speech would work?


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March 10, 2017, 09:55 AM
ggile
I would try and leave, but I'd probably shit myself lifeless before I got very far....


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March 10, 2017, 10:32 AM
Perception
At that point its the bear's bedroom, not mine.



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March 10, 2017, 10:49 AM
Sig2340
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Originally posted by rsbolo:
Do you think the "Chak-Chak" speech would work?


Only if the bear can laugh maniacally.




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March 10, 2017, 11:29 AM
bendable
point the ruger and scream like 20 cheerleaders on a rat farm,
( its worked before)




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