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Start your week with a smile (joke)

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February 10, 2020, 09:31 AM
Krazeehorse
Start your week with a smile (joke)
I met a Chinese girl when I was in Hong Kong. I asked if she could escort me for a city tour and also for her mobile number so I could call her.

She got excited and said:

“Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh.”

Wow, I’m wondering if this is how Chinese women express hospitality?

But then, my colleague interpreted it for me and told me what she really said: 666136429


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February 10, 2020, 11:50 AM
rburg
No wonder there are so many of them.


Unhappy ammo seeker
February 10, 2020, 12:10 PM
Muddflap
What the hell were you doing in Hong Kong with the coronavirus scare going on?
February 10, 2020, 12:13 PM
PowerSurge
^^^^Haha. Smile


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
February 10, 2020, 12:25 PM
Lunasee
During a discussion with my Asian girlfriend she stated that "having a small penis shouldn't be a hindrance in a loving relationship". I told her that I agreed but, I wasn't comfortable with her having one.
Big Grin
February 10, 2020, 12:28 PM
Fenris
When is Chinese dentist time?

2:30

(Tooth-Hurty)



God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump.
February 10, 2020, 12:30 PM
Cliff
Smile


"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

--Sir Winston Churchill

"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."

--James Earl Jones



February 10, 2020, 12:59 PM
GWbiker
A guy makes a date with a Chinese restaurant waitress. Takes her home and they begin to have sex.

After a while he suggest to her: "How about some 69"?

She says: "What, now you want beef ribs and snap peas"?


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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
February 10, 2020, 03:27 PM
Tinyman
Like the Chinese hooker said -- "Wong Ho".

Tinyman


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