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Krazeehorse
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I met a Chinese girl when I was in Hong Kong. I asked if she could escort me for a city tour and also for her mobile number so I could call her.

She got excited and said:

“Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh.”

Wow, I’m wondering if this is how Chinese women express hospitality?

But then, my colleague interpreted it for me and told me what she really said: 666136429


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rburg
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No wonder there are so many of them.


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Muddflap
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What the hell were you doing in Hong Kong with the coronavirus scare going on?
 
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^^^^Haha. Smile


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Lunasee
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During a discussion with my Asian girlfriend she stated that "having a small penis shouldn't be a hindrance in a loving relationship". I told her that I agreed but, I wasn't comfortable with her having one.
Big Grin
 
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When is Chinese dentist time?

2:30

(Tooth-Hurty)



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Cliff
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Smile


"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

--Sir Winston Churchill

"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."

--James Earl Jones



 
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GWbiker
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A guy makes a date with a Chinese restaurant waitress. Takes her home and they begin to have sex.

After a while he suggest to her: "How about some 69"?

She says: "What, now you want beef ribs and snap peas"?


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Tinyman
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Like the Chinese hooker said -- "Wong Ho".

Tinyman


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