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Raptorman |
Something seems a bit off. I can't quite put my finger on it.  ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | ||
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Not really from Vienna |
Latest version with new laser targeting. | |||
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Don't turn your back on them.  | |||
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| Man Once Child Twice |
A threesome? | |||
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Coin Sniper |
what does your barn swallow? Little birds? Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Death from above. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Knowing is Half the Battle |
I love barn swallows, they have dozens of nests under a bridge a couple blocks away and during the spring and summer swoop through our backyard when I cut the grass, gobbling up the bugs that are disturbed. Their arial acrobatics are straight out of Top Gun. | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
That third one is a “millennial” barn swallow. He’s mooching off Mom&Dad and refuses to leave. _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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Popular barn. | |||
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| I can't tell if I'm tired, or just lazy  |
My barn swallows were late in arriving this year, but they are now back in full force. I hadn't noticed their laser eyes before but I can certainly attest to their aerial acrobatics. One early afternoon I was sitting out by the barn, as I am want to do from time to time, and I noticed a hawk had entered our air space. A squadron of barn swallow fighters was dispatched and the hawk was escorted out of our air space. However, a short while later I noticed this same hawk, must have been Russian, coming back from the direction he was earlier dispatched. The same squadron was scrambled, apparently this time with orders to escalate the use of force. I swear this actually happened. One of the swallows landed on the back of the hawk up near its head and this swallow started pecking at the head of the hawk until the hawk was out of threatening range. It was a pretty incredible thing to watch. I've got a lot more respect for those little guys now, and having laser eyes is certainly within the realm of possibility.  _____________________________ "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living." "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin | |||
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Cynic |
My Bluebirds yesterday.  _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | |||
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