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From the comments: A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’ Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | ||
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אַרְיֵה |
Goes along with my earlier thread re Talmudic Wisdom. On the occasion of his twentieth anniversary with the synagogue, a Rabbi's congregation presented him with a new Lincoln Town Car. Not to be outdone, the local Catholic church bought a new Cadillac for their Priest. The two clergymen drove down the main street of the town, waving at their parishioners. The Rabbi glanced up, saw that the traffic light was changing to red, and stopped. The Priest was still waving to the onlookers, did not see that the Rabbi had stopped, and smashed into the back of the Rabbi's new car. The police arrived to take the accident report, and officer O'Brien said to the Priest, "Good afternoon father. And how fast was the Rabbi going when he backed into you?" הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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High HP car. Low HP driver. | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Easy come, easy go. | |||
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Another case of someone over driving their abilities. | |||
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Car with a lot of potential....a driver with zero skill!! | |||
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Casuistic Thinker and Daoist |
Gives you a pretty good idea of how strong that carbon fiber tub is No, Daoism isn't a religion | |||
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Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
Well, at least he made it off the lot for a day unlike that Dodge Hellcat driver a year back. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
AS an aside, all of the two lane roads in Great Falls are either 25 or 35 mph. I suspect that person was driving a tad above the limit. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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A friend of my son's owns a body shop. I've taken my car in for occasional bumps and dings. The first time I went to the shop, the owner gave us a tour. It was a beautiful shop - very neat and clean, painted floor, everything organized, etc. Then he motioned for us to come to a certain section of the shop, and asked us to put away our camera phones. I saw an entire row of Ferraris and Lamborghinis. They all looked new, or nearly new. One of the vehicles was owned by a celebrity I will not identify. Overall, he said northern Virginia is a great place to have a high-end body shop, because there are LOTS of people who own exotic high-end vehicles. He also said you would never guess from the owners' appearance that they would own such vehicles. He said he had all the business he could handle. That McLearen is in the same general area as this guy's shop, but I think it's beyond repair. | |||
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thin skin can't win |
That's pretty remarkable, that they weren't injured severely. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Too much car for an inexperienced driver of high HP vehicles. There goes $300,000.00 down the shitter! _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ A Veteran is someone who wrote a blank check Made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'Up to and including their life'. That is Honor. Unfortunately there are way too many people in this Country who no longer understand that. | |||
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Someone's ego actually DID write a check their body couldn't cash.....[snort] "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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And that jerk with all of his money endangered people when he could easily afford a track day. Moron. ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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Money don't buy skillz. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
His insurance agent is going to be pissed Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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State Farm? I need to add a McLaren 720S to my policy. Thanks. Oh by the way....... | |||
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Ammoholic |
Walker Rd is not a place to be speeding. 35 mph, one lane bridge, a complete 90* turn. Based on WaPo story it happened in 1000 Block of Walker road which is right next to the one lane bridge. Idiot. This is 15 minutes or less from my house (and Sig2340's). Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
And RogB too. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Ammoholic |
Wonder if the driver learned anything from the crash? | |||
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