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Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public

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August 03, 2023, 07:00 PM
Veeper
Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public
If people don’t rely on the public coffers, I don’t care what they do, but that’s dumb as shit.




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August 03, 2023, 07:11 PM
arfmel
As I understand it, he spent $14k on a Collie suit. Whether wearing that suit results in his being transformed into a Collie, seems debatable.
August 03, 2023, 08:48 PM
kkina
And why a collie? An Akita I could understand...almost. Big Grin



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August 03, 2023, 09:09 PM
wrightd
They must have a code for that.




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August 03, 2023, 09:18 PM
frayedends
32K subscribers and that doggie is laughing all the way to the bank. Wish I thought of it. Though I admit if I can find a smoking hot chick to rest a boob over her guitar while playing bad Nirvana cover songs I could make more money than the dog costume.




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August 03, 2023, 10:49 PM
Orguss
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
As I understand it, he spent $14k on a Collie suit. Whether wearing that suit results in his being transformed into a Collie, seems debatable.

Misleading title is misleading. There are plenty of freaks who get actual surgery to make themselves look like someone or something else. At best, this guy is just a furry.



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August 03, 2023, 10:52 PM
egregore
He should affix a hypodermic to his head. Then he could be a furry with a syringe on top.
August 03, 2023, 11:48 PM
P220 Smudge
Sweet Jesus, that video is the stuff of nightmares.


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August 04, 2023, 01:47 AM
monoblok
Hell, these days all he has to do is post himself on social media sites in that stupid costume acting all creepy and he'll probably be set for life just from the click traffic alone.


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August 04, 2023, 03:21 AM
P220 Smudge
quote:
Originally posted by monoblok:
Hell, these days all he has to do is post himself on social media sites in that stupid costume acting all creepy and he'll probably be set for life just from the click traffic alone.


Imagine not knowing this is a Japanese guy in a dog costume and seeing that pawing at your sliding glass door. Am I the only one here who would think seriously about shooting it? I can't be. At first glance, it looks just enough like a real dog that's really fucked up. That poor guy is gonna get hurt going out in public in that costume. Someone's gonna see this demented-looking Collie acting bizarrely and there's gonna be consequences of some sort. Maybe someone has a goddamn heart attack or someone brains him with the nearest thing that isn't bolted down.

We have social mores for a reason. There's reasons people don't do stuff like this: because it's fucking weird, and even if nothing tragic happens to this guy, his life is already a tragedy if he's doing this. I really do feel bad for him, he's got some screws loose and some wires crossed. But you can't say that anymore, we gotta celebrate this nutflake and congratulate him on his bravery... for dressing up in a dog suit and going out in public.


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August 04, 2023, 05:02 AM
gearhounds
Then there’s this guy… i couldn’t stop laughing Big Grin

https://youtu.be/Sv46x5Md_vg




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August 04, 2023, 08:12 AM
220-9er
posted August 03, 2023 07:45 PM Hide Post

quote:
Originally posted by oddball:

quote:
Originally posted by mttaylor1066:
Dude-San -

You ARE weird!



"Honestly, I see no real difference between the Japanese guy and this weirdo.

Dont start giving A B any ideas.
You know A.B. will go to Japan and hire this jackass too."


Bud Light might actually have better luck with this guy than they did with the freak they hired.


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August 04, 2023, 08:25 AM
tatortodd
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Originally posted by CPD SIG:
Dont start giving A B any ideas.
You know A.B. will go to Japan and hire this jackass too.
That's not how A.B. rolls. This is how they run a campaign:
  • Their VP of marketing for the brand would do a taped interview and talk about how much they despise their customer base and express their desire to be more inclusive of the furry community.
  • A week later, they hire the collie suit freak
  • They disappear from social media for 2 months. However, in the meantime their CEO would repeatedly stick his foot in his mouth resulting in pissing off both their old customer base and the furry community.
  • They'd reappear on social media with a commercial about how stupid their customers are.
  • Internally, they'd punish the uninvolved (e.g. vendors and middle management) and reward the guilty



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    August 04, 2023, 08:57 AM
    ggile
    Now, roll over and play dead...


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    August 04, 2023, 10:32 AM
    myrottiety
    That right there is F'ing creepy...




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    August 04, 2023, 10:42 AM
    Mars_Attacks
    He better steer clear of Korea.


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    August 04, 2023, 02:42 PM
    ZSMICHAEL
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That was funny.
    August 04, 2023, 02:48 PM
    229DAK
    Wait until some Great Dane sneaks up and mounts him.

    Dogs are gonna do what dogs do.


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    August 04, 2023, 03:23 PM
    radioman
    Well, my dog thinks he's human.


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    August 04, 2023, 04:42 PM
    tacfoley
    “I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird,’ he said in a separate interview with the Mirror. “My friends and family seemed very surprised to learn I became an animal.”

    Meanwhile, the Japanese man said last year that most of his colleagues are also unaware that he dresses as a dog outside of work.'

    Not so much stranger than a man who wants to be a woman, or vice versa, just 'because'.