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his license having been suspended since 1978.
Haines City, Polk County, is nearby me in the middle of Florida.
Please drive carefully and stay off the sauce.

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He wasn’t driving. He was traveling.
 
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We don't need no stinkin magic mushrooms here in Florida, just give em a tractor and a bottle of booze and a touch of powder....perfect!


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As soon as I saw the title it did not surprise that it had to be in Florida.
Turns out this is about 10 minutes from where I live.




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The Possum?


Yep google George Jones Honkey Tonk Song or something like that.




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That's how we roll in Florida, yo!



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I live in a small town along the SE Florida coastline where it is legal to drive golf carts on the public roads. I certainly haven't any problems with them, and so far no news is good news, but it is after all Florida.


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About 20 years ago, in Central Montana, we had an old guy who drove around town on a old, old tractor. He lost his license years before. He didn’t bother anyone and nobody bothered him.



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About 20 years ago, in Central Montana, we had an old guy who drove around town on a old, old tractor. He lost his license years before. He didn’t bother anyone and nobody bothered him.


That probably has been the case here, until he ran into a police car!!!!

The trailer with only a big cooler in it is classic. Probably full of beer!
 
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Great video! My wife and I just watched it yesterday. That would have been one fun production to work on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGfgIQfpbWI

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