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John has a long mustache. --------------------- DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!! "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
Well, okay, but you need to tell me which color of crayon you prefer. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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| Do---or do not. There is no try. |
These days, just the terms “male” and “female” are too vague. | |||
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| Do---or do not. There is no try. |
Jeeves—-hand me the piano. | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
The clown has no penis. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Pizza, because platypi farfegnugen. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Serenity now! |
I say we just automatically run every thread title through an English -> Chinese -> English translator. That ought to do the trick. For example, this is what your thread title becomes: 'Propose new rules for fuzzy threading' Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
Anyone else take their kids tubing in an area where it isn't allowed today? | |||
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Sifting through used cat litter is delightful... ___________________________ "Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..." | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
Beets are good for you. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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How tall do you weigh?? | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Eleventy-seven | |||
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| Conservative Behind Enemy Lines  |
The cost of bananas in Brazil has dropped by 1.326%. Of all the enemies the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
In 1938 the state of Wyoming produced one third of a pound of dry edible beans for every man, woman, and child in the nation. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| It's not easy being me |
The Albatross takes flight at sundown. _______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin) | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
As I age I have found that it is getting quick fast! ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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"That's weird! I'd have called them chuzzwazzers!" | |||
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| Victim of Life's Circumstances  |
If he is wearing those brown fucking shoes I'm pissing in his icemaker. ________________________ God spelled backwards is dog | |||
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Siri! You ignorant slut! ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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