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proposing a new rule to the vague thread problem

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November 20, 2018, 03:42 PM
2BobTanner
proposing a new rule to the vague thread problem
John has a long mustache.


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November 20, 2018, 03:43 PM
brecaidra
Well, okay, but you need to tell me which color of crayon you prefer.




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November 20, 2018, 03:44 PM
snoris
quote:
Originally posted by a1abdj:
quote:
hookers should be free with a purchase



Too vague. Male or female?


These days, just the terms “male” and “female” are too vague.
November 20, 2018, 03:46 PM
snoris
Jeeves—-hand me the piano.
November 20, 2018, 03:48 PM
oddball
The clown has no penis.



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November 20, 2018, 03:49 PM
PHPaul
Pizza, because platypi farfegnugen.




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November 20, 2018, 03:52 PM
4x5
quote:
proposing a new rule to the vague thread problem


I say we just automatically run every thread title through an English -> Chinese -> English translator. That ought to do the trick. For example, this is what your thread title becomes:

'Propose new rules for fuzzy threading'



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November 20, 2018, 04:03 PM
trapper189
Anyone else take their kids tubing in an area where it isn't allowed today?
November 20, 2018, 04:05 PM
JDHunz
Sifting through used cat litter is delightful...


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November 20, 2018, 04:27 PM
zoom6zoom
Beets are good for you.




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November 20, 2018, 04:36 PM
gt2022
How tall do you weigh??
November 20, 2018, 04:45 PM
rusbro
Eleventy-seven
November 20, 2018, 04:46 PM
synthplayer
The cost of bananas in Brazil has dropped by 1.326%.



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November 20, 2018, 04:53 PM
V-Tail
In 1938 the state of Wyoming produced one third of a pound of dry edible beans for every man, woman, and child in the nation.



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
November 20, 2018, 04:59 PM
craglawnmanor
The Albatross takes flight at sundown.


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November 20, 2018, 05:04 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
As I age I have found that it is getting quick fast!


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November 20, 2018, 05:12 PM
Augen
"That's weird! I'd have called them chuzzwazzers!"
November 20, 2018, 05:24 PM
doublesharp
If he is wearing those brown fucking shoes I'm pissing in his icemaker.


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November 20, 2018, 05:28 PM
jbcummings
Siri! You ignorant slut!


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November 20, 2018, 05:43 PM
TigerDore