Nosey Neighbors

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September 20, 2018, 07:35 AM

Georgeair

D'fuk is that pole?

September 20, 2018, 07:37 AM

Redleg06

Woof up, dude?

September 20, 2018, 07:40 AM

Bisleyblackhawk

They have that "are you eating bacon?" look

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September 20, 2018, 08:19 AM

Bassamatic

They just want to know if Ralph can come over and play.

September 20, 2018, 08:36 AM

old rugged cross

I can handle neighbors like that.

Re pole: Hitching post.

September 20, 2018, 08:59 AM

Sportshooter

Pups make some of the best neighbors - especially if you are willing to scratch an ear and share an occasional bit of dog cookie.

September 20, 2018, 09:14 AM

Ozarkwoods

That is so funny, at least they aren’t barking!

September 20, 2018, 09:49 AM

mcrimm

My neighbor has 2 massive Great Pyrenees that spend most of their day barking. Luckily they are 200 yards away and the prevailing wind helps carry the sound away from me. His other neighbor is not so fortunate and wants to shoot those dogs.

I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown
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September 20, 2018, 10:01 AM

Sailor1911

"We like hot dogs too, ya know."

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016

September 20, 2018, 10:04 AM

12131

quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
D'fuk is that pole?

For humping.

September 20, 2018, 10:15 AM

Oz_Shadow

Last year the only trick or treaters I had was a visit by the neighbors two rottweilers. Came in the garage for a treat then went home. They're the best kind of nosey neighbors.

September 20, 2018, 10:16 AM

slosig

quote:
Originally posted by mcrimm:
My neighbor has 2 massive Great Pyrenees that spend most of their day barking. Luckily they are 200 yards away and the prevailing wind helps carry the sound away from me. His other neighbor is not so fortunate and wants to shoot those dogs.

That’s what they’re bred for. They are nocturnal and work as livestock guardians. We have three Anatolian Shepherd/Great Pyrenees crosses that keep the ‘otes and lions away from the goats. They can be a quarter mile away from the house and when we take the “house dogs” out before bed they go off. They are great dogs, but anyone who has one in a neighborhood and doesn’t keep them in at night is either a blithering idiot or a flaming A-hole.

September 20, 2018, 10:28 AM

Leemur

quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk:
They have that "are you eating bacon?" look

When’s the barbecue Johnny?

September 20, 2018, 11:23 AM

ARMT Guy

Throw one big dog treat over the fence and watch the fun begin!

September 20, 2018, 11:28 AM

NavyAgShooter

Unless they're on a platform, if they're big enough to stand on their back legs and look over a six foot privacy fence, I'd give them anything they want.

September 20, 2018, 12:11 PM

Loaded Round

quote:
Originally posted by 12131:
quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
D'fuk is that pole?

For humping.

Or pissing on.