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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
When we're on the deck, they just stare !  If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | ||
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thin skin can't win |
D'fuk is that pole? You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Woof up, dude? "Cedat Fortuna Peritis" | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
They have that "are you eating bacon?" look  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Happily Retired |
They just want to know if Ralph can come over and play. .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
I can handle neighbors like that. Re pole: Hitching post. "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
Pups make some of the best neighbors - especially if you are willing to scratch an ear and share an occasional bit of dog cookie. | |||
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That is so funny, at least they aren’t barking! ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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My neighbor has 2 massive Great Pyrenees that spend most of their day barking. Luckily they are 200 yards away and the prevailing wind helps carry the sound away from me. His other neighbor is not so fortunate and wants to shoot those dogs. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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"We like hot dogs too, ya know." Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
For humping. Q | |||
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Go Vols! |
Last year the only trick or treaters I had was a visit by the neighbors two rottweilers. Came in the garage for a treat then went home. They're the best kind of nosey neighbors. | |||
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| Ammoholic |
That’s what they’re bred for. They are nocturnal and work as livestock guardians. We have three Anatolian Shepherd/Great Pyrenees crosses that keep the ‘otes and lions away from the goats. They can be a quarter mile away from the house and when we take the “house dogs” out before bed they go off. They are great dogs, but anyone who has one in a neighborhood and doesn’t keep them in at night is either a blithering idiot or a flaming A-hole. | |||
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When’s the barbecue Johnny? | |||
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Old Air Cavalryman |
Throw one big dog treat over the fence and watch the fun begin! "Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." | |||
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Unless they're on a platform, if they're big enough to stand on their back legs and look over a six foot privacy fence, I'd give them anything they want. | |||
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Or pissing on. | |||
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Now you understand why hush puppies were invented  | |||
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