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Monday Quips/Jokes

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January 07, 2019, 05:01 PM
tatortodd
Monday Quips/Jokes
I used to eat only NATURAL foods. Then I found out most people die of natural causes.
Do you know how cold it was outdoors today?


It was so cold that I spotted a politician with their hands in their own pockets.
What is Donald Trump's favorite sports team?



The Syracuse Orange
Aaron Rodgers, Matt Ryan, Kirk Cousins, Jimmy Garappolo, Matthew Stafford, and Derek Carr walk into a bar...



to watch the playoffs!


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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January 07, 2019, 05:18 PM
nhtagmember
I heard they just closed down the very last thermometer plant in Japan

apparently there was too much swordfish in the mercury


[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC

January 07, 2019, 06:30 PM
zoom6zoom
Didja hear about the Girl from Fargo who married the Arab guy?
They had a son and named him Yassir U Betcha.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
January 07, 2019, 08:17 PM
Krazeehorse
Why do we always hear about social security running out of money but we never hear of welfare running out of money?


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