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At my dermatology appointment today...
January 12, 2022, 03:09 PM
RichardCAt my dermatology appointment today...
She (ARNP-C) only had to cryo a couple of spots this time and biopsy one.
She: I'll call you in 2 weeks with the biopsy results.
And you have dry skin. You should be using lotion.
Me: I do use lotion.
She: No, I meant everywhere else. All over.
Me: Copy that.
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January 12, 2022, 03:11 PM
GeorgeairMine on last visit had a high school senior shadowing him. He zapped a spot on my head, she was looking intently at him/me when I asked
"You know what's in that can?"
"No...."
"Money!!"
He was amused, she looked appalled.
You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
January 12, 2022, 03:20 PM
1s1kquote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
She (ARNP-C) only had to cryo a couple of spots this time and biopsy one.
She: I'll call you in 2 weeks with the biopsy results.
And you have dry skin. You should be using lotion.
Me: I do use lotion.
She: No, I meant everywhere else. All over.
Me: Copy that.
Reminds me of that Bill Burr set.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RiH-_ZUILk0January 12, 2022, 03:30 PM
HayesGreenerI have a female dermatologist. I admire her professional restraint in not snickering when I remove my shirt at my annual skin check...
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January 12, 2022, 04:28 PM
kidcopI am working up the courage to ask my relatively hot female dermatologist to check out a mole on my perineum. It's been there forever and I'm not worried about melanoma or anything, it just gets irritated by my underwear.
I don't know which is worse, asking her to check it out, or knowing that I'd like to have it removed, which is gross and not an area I want scalpels around.
January 12, 2022, 04:42 PM
ensigmatic too much information sharing going on here!
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher January 12, 2022, 04:45 PM
aileronMy dermatologist daughter married another derm, so it depends on what body part who's gonna inspect and do work. Daughter is a Moh's surgeon, so tricky stuff falls to her instead of my son-in-law
January 12, 2022, 04:58 PM
nasigquote:
Originally posted by kidcop:
I am working up the courage to ask my relatively hot female dermatologist to check out a mole on my perineum. It's been there forever and I'm not worried about melanoma or anything, it just gets irritated by my underwear.
I don't know which is worse, asking her to check it out, or knowing that I'd like to have it removed, which is gross and not an area I want scalpels around.
you're probablry not ready for my female urologist.
January 12, 2022, 05:02 PM
Ronin1069quote:
Originally posted by HayesGreener:
I have a female dermatologist. I admire her professional restraint in not snickering when I remove my shirt at my annual skin check...
Have a few tattoos do you?
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January 12, 2022, 07:13 PM
DaveLquote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
quote:
Originally posted by HayesGreener:
I have a female dermatologist. I admire her professional restraint in not snickering when I remove my shirt at my annual skin check...
Have a few tattoos do you?
Today’s butterfly is tomorrow’s pterodactyl.
January 12, 2022, 07:46 PM
Jimbo JonesSuch as in the Sopranos when Richie Aprile met w Uncle Junior in his Dr's office and Richie says "Put your shirt back on, you're giving me a chubbie..."
quote:
Originally posted by HayesGreener:
I have a female dermatologist. I admire her professional restraint in not snickering when I remove my shirt at my annual skin check...
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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
January 13, 2022, 11:33 AM
BGULLThe problem with dermatologists is that they are prone to making rash decisions.....
(Try the veal, we’ll be here all week. Heard this one from my retinal ophthalmologist at my yesterday’s appointment.)
Bill Gullette
January 13, 2022, 07:53 PM
darthfusterIf your derm shouts, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again” down at you, then it’s time to worry.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier January 13, 2022, 09:32 PM
dry-flyquote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
If your derm shouts, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again” down at you, then it’s time to worry.
**just choked**
"Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen...
January 13, 2022, 09:37 PM
parabellumquote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
She (ARNP-C) only had to cryo a couple of spots this time and biopsy one.
She: I'll call you in 2 weeks with the biopsy results.
And you have dry skin. You should be using lotion.
Me: I do use lotion.
She: No, I meant everywhere else. All over.
Me: Copy that.
Really