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She (ARNP-C) only had to cryo a couple of spots this time and biopsy one. She: I'll call you in 2 weeks with the biopsy results. And you have dry skin. You should be using lotion. Me: I do use lotion. She: No, I meant everywhere else. All over. Me: Copy that. ____________________ | ||
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Mine on last visit had a high school senior shadowing him. He zapped a spot on my head, she was looking intently at him/me when I asked "You know what's in that can?" "No...." "Money!!" He was amused, she looked appalled. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Reminds me of that Bill Burr set. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RiH-_ZUILk0 | |||
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I have a female dermatologist. I admire her professional restraint in not snickering when I remove my shirt at my annual skin check... CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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I am working up the courage to ask my relatively hot female dermatologist to check out a mole on my perineum. It's been there forever and I'm not worried about melanoma or anything, it just gets irritated by my underwear. I don't know which is worse, asking her to check it out, or knowing that I'd like to have it removed, which is gross and not an area I want scalpels around. | |||
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WAY too much information sharing going on here!  "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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My dermatologist daughter married another derm, so it depends on what body part who's gonna inspect and do work. Daughter is a Moh's surgeon, so tricky stuff falls to her instead of my son-in-law | |||
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you're probablry not ready for my female urologist. | |||
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Semper Fi - 1775 |
Have a few tattoos do you? ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Today’s butterfly is tomorrow’s pterodactyl. | |||
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Such as in the Sopranos when Richie Aprile met w Uncle Junior in his Dr's office and Richie says "Put your shirt back on, you're giving me a chubbie..."
--------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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The problem with dermatologists is that they are prone to making rash decisions..... (Try the veal, we’ll be here all week. Heard this one from my retinal ophthalmologist at my yesterday’s appointment.) Bill Gullette | |||
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If your derm shouts, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again” down at you, then it’s time to worry. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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**just choked**  "Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen... | |||
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Really | |||
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