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coffee, and sarcasm.
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"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
 
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'He's not getting any asp tonight!'
 
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Beware the Ides of March.

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Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
And De Nile separates them.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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'He's not getting any asp tonight!'


That's it: No one else even bother. Big Grin




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“I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.”
— The Wizard of Oz
 
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The valley shall remain hidden tonight.




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Originally posted by Pyker:
'He's not getting any asp tonight!'


That's it: No one else even bother. Big Grin


Second the motion.


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
 
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'He's not getting any asp tonight!'


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'He's not getting any asp tonight!'


Perfect...



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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Really?! I asked you to wear a Trojan?!
 
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Salad, sausage, and nuts. Let's eat.



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Delusions of Adequacy
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still, he'd better watch his back.




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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Caesar's last words: "These figs are delicious. Eat two, Brutus."



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Caesar's last words: "These figs are delicious. Eat two, Brutus."


Groan!!!


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"That's how you're dressing?"


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"That's how you're dressing?"


Big Grin




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And I thought Brutus was the backstabber.




 
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you know she's getting some tonight, when she brings a condiment with her





Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
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If you don't take that stupid hat off guess where this staff is going next, asshole...



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