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There are two unwritten rules in my house.
July 31, 2022, 07:22 AM
PHPaulThere are two unwritten rules in my house.
1.
2.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
July 31, 2022, 07:36 AM
egregoreApparently they are
unsaid, too.
July 31, 2022, 07:36 AM
RogueJSKThere are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
July 31, 2022, 07:50 AM
Sig2340Knowing the OP from his posts here, I can tell Rule Two states:
“2. See Rule 1.”
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
July 31, 2022, 07:52 AM
Patrick-SP2022I've been told there are two things wrong with me.
1. Everything I say.
2. Everything I do.
July 31, 2022, 08:12 AM
VANQUISH
July 31, 2022, 08:43 AM
UdoHe said „unwritten“. See the things i hate number 2. irony!
July 31, 2022, 09:16 AM
RichardCUsed a ghostwriter, didn't you?
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July 31, 2022, 10:06 AM
vthokyquote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
1.
2.
Seems to me that if one doesn't already know Paul's rules, one may already be in trouble.
God bless America. July 31, 2022, 10:39 AM
ss9961There’s 3 rules that I live by.
Never get less than 12 hours sleep.
Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city.
And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
Now you stick with that, everything else is cream cheese.
July 31, 2022, 12:05 PM
Southern RebelI have two standard rules in my house also:
1. 16 ft.
2. 25 ft.
If'n I can't build it or repair it with one of those two, then the project is beyond my abilities.
Now as far as rules for life, most of them are beyond my abilities to start with!
July 31, 2022, 12:34 PM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by Southern Rebel:
I have two standard rules in my house also:
1. 16 ft.
2. 25 ft.
If'n I can't build it or repair it with one of those two, then the project is beyond my abilities.
Now as far as rules for life, most of them are beyond my abilities to start with!
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
July 31, 2022, 05:08 PM
nosticksWhen you are my age, these rules rule.
1. Never pass up the opportunity to take a piss.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste a hard on.
Awake not woke
July 31, 2022, 06:59 PM
DidlsThe gun is always loaded
And I am always right
July 31, 2022, 07:12 PM
P220 Smudgequote:
Originally posted by egregore:
Apparently they are unsaid, too.
Really, they should require no explanation.
quote:
Originally posted by nosticks:
When you are my age, these rules rule.
1. Never pass up the opportunity to take a piss.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste a hard on.
When I was in highschool, my friend’s grandfather told him that. It seemed like good advice then. It seems like better advice now.
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Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
August 01, 2022, 05:01 AM
Powers77your rules are completely unreasonable.
August 01, 2022, 06:17 AM
Ironmike57Just 1 rule, Never take a man's last beer.