Step by step walk the thousand mile road
| Knowing the OP from his posts here, I can tell Rule Two states: “2. See Rule 1.”
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
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| I've been told there are two things wrong with me. 1. Everything I say. 2. Everything I do.
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| Used a ghostwriter, didn't you?
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| quote: Originally posted by PHPaul:
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Seems to me that if one doesn't already know Paul's rules, one may already be in trouble. 
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| There’s 3 rules that I live by.
Never get less than 12 hours sleep.
Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city.
And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
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| I have two standard rules in my house also:
1. 16 ft.
2. 25 ft.
If'n I can't build it or repair it with one of those two, then the project is beyond my abilities.
Now as far as rules for life, most of them are beyond my abilities to start with! |
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| When you are my age, these rules rule. 1. Never pass up the opportunity to take a piss. 2. Never trust a fart. 3. Never waste a hard on.
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| quote: Originally posted by egregore:
Apparently they are unsaid, too.
Really, they should require no explanation. quote: Originally posted by nosticks:
When you are my age, these rules rule.
1. Never pass up the opportunity to take a piss.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste a hard on.
When I was in highschool, my friend’s grandfather told him that. It seemed like good advice then. It seems like better advice now.
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| Just 1 rule, Never take a man's last beer. |
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