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Originally posted by h2oys:

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Originally posted by lyman:

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Originally posted by BBMW:
Generally speaking, anyone who wants to get naked in public is not the one you want to see naked.

guy I used to work with learned this lesson,



he and his wife went to a resort somewhere in the Caribbean,

nude beach nearby,

so he struts on down (Wife in tow, but she would not strip)

when he returned, I asked him how the beach was,,,

he frowned up, not cause the wife would not go naked with him, but because the beach was full of fat europeans,, not playboy/penthouse models or college girls,,


he was thinking the nude beach would be like a porn vid,,

Similar story from a friend...

They were on St Maarten for which one part is French and the other Dutch. He was all excited to go to the topless beach. When he and his wife arrived, he was immediately disappointed.

The only thing he saw was a middle/older aged woman laying on her back who was topless. he said one breast was in the sand on her right and the other in the sand on her left. Definitely not the perky breasts he wanted to see.

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Originally posted by rainman64:

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Originally posted by Fredward:
Along the same lines, never watch porn in hi-def. Trust me.

Or 3-D

Gawd almighty, never again