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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
That is all. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | ||
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| Thank you Very little  |
Just a note, the waiver prohibits the posting of pictures in Nekkid ER threads.... That is all... | |||
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Being naked anywhere at my age in public isn't something anybody wants to see. You just can't unsee that stuff. On another note..I was just thinking yesterday about if I had to take another trip to the ER. The last time I put on brand new boxer's under my shorts and once they put me on the table, they snipped my new boxers off with scissors to insert a catheter to the heart. Brand new boxers!! I still have a hospital garb from my last visit I think I'll just toss on next time, even if it's drafty in the rear  Regards, Will G. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
That's why they call it the ICU. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
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| Page late and a dollar short |
Or in an Ambulance either. -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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Just curious, is this primarily aimed at patients or staff? Speak softly and carry a | |||
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| Big Stack |
Generally speaking, anyone who wants to get naked in public is not the one you want to see naked. | |||
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guy I used to work with learned this lesson, he and his wife went to a resort somewhere in the Caribbean, nude beach nearby, so he struts on down (Wife in tow, but she would not strip) when he returned, I asked him how the beach was,,, he frowned up, not cause the wife would not go naked with him, but because the beach was full of fat europeans,, not playboy/penthouse models or college girls,, he was thinking the nude beach would be like a porn vid,, https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/ | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
Q: Who's the most popular guy in a nudist colony? A: The one that can carry half a dozen donuts with his hands behind his back. Q: Who's the most popular woman in a nudist colony? A: The one who can remove all the donuts with her hands behind her back. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Gone but Together Again. Dad & Uncle  |
Similar story from a friend... They were on St Maarten for which one part is French and the other Dutch. He was all excited to go to the topless beach. When he and his wife arrived, he was immediately disappointed. The only thing he saw was a middle/older aged woman laying on her back who was topless. he said one breast was in the sand on her right and the other in the sand on her left. Definitely not the perky breasts he wanted to see. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
There is no good naked on an emergency call in the field either.... The ones you wish were naked won't ever be, trust me. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Along the same lines, never watch porn in hi-def. Trust me. | |||
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Pinocchio? ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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goodheart |
There is no good bondage in the ER either. And naked AND in bondage—that is, handcuffs—in the ER you don’t want to think about. At all. _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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When I was in my mid twenties I slid in 2nd base and broke my ankle. At firs I though it was a bad strain and didn't go to the hospital until 2:00am. Behind me on a gurney was a gorgeous blond that was drunk and had fallen down and hurt her jaw and was also awaiting X-rays. When she cried out in pain, I turned around and saw she had a great tan line wearing a dress and no panties. It took the nurse about 10 minutes to figure out why I kept turning around to look at the finely trimmed landscape. Never been lucky like that again. Put me in a cast and as a teamster I was out of work for 6 weeks. Living the Dream | |||
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At least he didn't embarrass himself. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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| half-genius, half-wit |
So basically, the rule is, never get up to anything that you wouldn't want the first responder to see, right? | |||
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Ducatista |
Stolen! ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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| Ducatista |
Or 3-D Gawd almighty, never again ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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