That is all.

Just a note, the waiver prohibits the posting of pictures in Nekkid ER threads.... That is all...

Being naked anywhere at my age in public isn't something anybody wants to see. You just can't unsee that stuff.

On another note..I was just thinking yesterday about if I had to take another trip to the ER. The last time I put on brand new boxer's under my shorts and once they put me on the table, they snipped my new boxers off with scissors to insert a catheter to the heart. Brand new boxers!! I still have a hospital garb from my last visit I think I'll just toss on next time, even if it's drafty in the rear

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drafty in the rear

That's why they call it the ICU.

Or in an Ambulance either.

Just curious, is this primarily aimed at patients or staff?

Generally speaking, anyone who wants to get naked in public is not the one you want to see naked.

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Originally posted by BBMW:
Generally speaking, anyone who wants to get naked in public is not the one you want to see naked.

guy I used to work with learned this lesson,



he and his wife went to a resort somewhere in the Caribbean,

nude beach nearby,

so he struts on down (Wife in tow, but she would not strip)

when he returned, I asked him how the beach was,,,

he frowned up, not cause the wife would not go naked with him, but because the beach was full of fat europeans,, not playboy/penthouse models or college girls,,


he was thinking the nude beach would be like a porn vid,,

Q: Who's the most popular guy in a nudist colony?
A: The one that can carry half a dozen donuts with his hands behind his back.

Q: Who's the most popular woman in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can remove all the donuts with her hands behind her back.

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Originally posted by lyman:

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Originally posted by BBMW:
Generally speaking, anyone who wants to get naked in public is not the one you want to see naked.

guy I used to work with learned this lesson,



he and his wife went to a resort somewhere in the Caribbean,

nude beach nearby,

so he struts on down (Wife in tow, but she would not strip)

when he returned, I asked him how the beach was,,,

he frowned up, not cause the wife would not go naked with him, but because the beach was full of fat europeans,, not playboy/penthouse models or college girls,,


he was thinking the nude beach would be like a porn vid,,

Similar story from a friend...

They were on St Maarten for which one part is French and the other Dutch. He was all excited to go to the topless beach. When he and his wife arrived, he was immediately disappointed.

The only thing he saw was a middle/older aged woman laying on her back who was topless. he said one breast was in the sand on her right and the other in the sand on her left. Definitely not the perky breasts he wanted to see.

There is no good naked on an emergency call in the field either....

The ones you wish were naked won't ever be, trust me.

Along the same lines, never watch porn in hi-def. Trust me.

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Q: Who's the most popular guy in a nudist colony?
A: The one that can carry half a dozen donuts with his hands behind his back.

Pinocchio?

There is no good bondage in the ER either.
And naked AND in bondage—that is, handcuffs—in the ER you don’t want to think about. At all.

When I was in my mid twenties I slid in 2nd base and broke my ankle. At firs I though it was a bad strain and didn't go to the hospital until 2:00am. Behind me on a gurney was a gorgeous blond that was drunk and had fallen down and hurt her jaw and was also awaiting X-rays. When she cried out in pain, I turned around and saw she had a great tan line wearing a dress and no panties. It took the nurse about 10 minutes to figure out why I kept turning around to look at the finely trimmed landscape. Never been lucky like that again. Put me in a cast and as a teamster I was out of work for 6 weeks.

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Originally posted by lyman:
guy I used to work with learned this lesson,

he and his wife went to a resort somewhere in the Caribbean,

nude beach nearby,

so he struts on down (Wife in tow, but she would not strip)

when he returned, I asked him how the beach was,

he frowned up, not cause the wife would not go naked with him, but because the beach was full of fat europeans,, not playboy/penthouse models or college girls,

he was thinking the nude beach would be like a porn vid,

At least he didn't embarrass himself.

So basically, the rule is, never get up to anything that you wouldn't want the first responder to see, right?

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:

Stolen!

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Originally posted by Fredward:
Along the same lines, never watch porn in hi-def. Trust me.

Or 3-D

Gawd almighty, never again