So How Did the Yankees Win the War???



One morning 3 South Georgia good old boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Albany train station heading to Athens for a big football game.

The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the 3 Southerners bought just one ticket among them.

"How are the 3 of you going to travel on one ticket", asked one of the Yankees?

"Watch and learn", answered one of the boys from the South.

When the 6 travelers boarded the train, the 3 Yankees sat down, but the 3 Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets.

He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please". The door opened just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.

The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

That evening after the game, when they got to the Charlotte train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip, while to their astonishment the 3 Southerners didn't even buy 1 ticket this time.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket", asked one of the perplexed Yankees?

"Watch and learn," answered one of the Southern boys.

When they boarded the train, the 3 Northerners crammed themselves into a bathroom, and the 3 Southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it.

Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankee's bathroom. He knocked on the door and said, "ticket please".

There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees won the war.

The controversy about the Washington Redskins team name had been resolved. A new name has been chosen to better reflect the sort of citizen that occupies political positions in DC.

The new team will be named The Washington Foreskins.

Patient... Hey Doc, I have a leaf of lettuce growing out of my ass!

Doctor.... It's worse. Thats just the tip of the iceberg.

Patient... Well where do you want me to put my pants?

Doctor.... Over there next to mine...

A woman came into the room where she saw her husband busy writing....
What Ya writing??
I'm writing to the company that made that lawnmower we own.
yeah?? and....
I'm telling them how displeased I am and that I wont buy another of their products.
So....let me guess..............
thats right I'm writing a JOHN DEERE letter !!!

I accidentally followed cpartd's link and posted in Whats Your deal, thinking I was posting in this thread. Here's what I posted:

When I was about 20, my dad rented a garage under a house downtown as licensed plumber used to have to do to get a Masters license in the city.

We got a call from the landlord that the sewer from upstairs was plugged and could we clean it.Of course we could.

The sewer went out the wall about 6' above the shop floor. I held a bucket under the cleanout, slowly unscrewing the plug, letting water leak into the bucket, trying to empty the line, but it kept plugging up the threads, so I would unsrew it a bit more each time it stopped.

All of a sudden the cap blew off, and I got a 4" waterfall of shit, toilet paper and undigested CORN!! Right over my head and in my face. That was bad!!!! I didn't puke, but it was awful. Dad hooked up a hose and hosed me down outside. We then cleaned the sewer before I got the rest of the day off with pay.

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