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Quit staring at my wife's Butt |
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The perp learned some sciencey things. A couple of Newton’s laws, electricity, and a first hand demonstration of the effects of a high coefficient of friction. | |||
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Landed like a sack of shit! | |||
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When I read the title of the thread, I immediately thought of Steve. | |||
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Contact! Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Terminals, not terminal (which is certainly a plus). There is potentially a difference, you see. ____________________ | |||
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I bet his lawyers appeal his case all the way to circuit court. ____________________ | |||
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Road gear on my Kubota is about 16 mph. A cop on a bicycle could catch me. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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best laugh this week! There is something good and motherly about Washington, the grand old benevolent National Asylum for the helpless. - Mark Twain The Gilded Age #CNNblackmail #CNNmemewar | |||
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There would be a lot fewer incidents of theft if they all ended like that. ... stirred anti-clockwise. | |||
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| Move Up or Move Over |
Wow... Lots of out of work comics in this thread... | |||
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| Move Up or Move Over |
doesn't even deserve an I see what you did there... | |||
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| Ol' Jack always says... what the hell. |
Except that tractor is a Massey Ferguson ;-) That is an epic face plant LOL | |||
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YouTube Steve Jessup or follow link of Steve above. He has like 7 or 8 hilariously unbelievably funny arrest videos. Oh, come on, man... I know my rights Is it illegal to cut grass? Watch my beer man Wait a minute, I gotta pee I think I just crapped my pants I can't smoke marijuana on my own porch? Pour it out? I just bought that Wait I gotta get this beer to the party My boss said it would be ok. Maybe I'll come down, maybe I'll go up. Maybe I'll come down, maybe I'll go up. The above a quotes are from Steve during a few of his arrests. It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young --- Mark Twain Anyone who is not a liberal by age 20 has no heart; anyone who is not a conservative by age 40 has no brain---Winston Churchill | |||
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Gotta love lightning strikes just as you hit V1. [For the pilots.] | |||
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not a lot of resistance between him and the pavement currently, I think he's probably pretty amped up or he could be meditating and chanting 'ohm' over and over [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Well, that's what happens when you bolt... "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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   Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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I'd like to see what his post-face looks like. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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