Florida Man steals tractor, runs from Police, eats pavement
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC: What an ass. Its his own damn phalt he had to go to medical.
I see what you did there
October 03, 2018, 08:26 PM
Patrick-SP2022
The perp learned some sciencey things. A couple of Newton’s laws, electricity, and a first hand demonstration of the effects of a high coefficient of friction.
October 03, 2018, 08:32 PM
bigwagon
Landed like a sack of shit!
October 03, 2018, 10:04 PM
FiveFiveSixFan
When I read the title of the thread, I immediately thought of Steve.
October 03, 2018, 10:07 PM
Sailor1911
Contact!
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
October 04, 2018, 09:13 AM
RichardC
quote:
Originally posted by Sailor1911: Contact!
Terminals, not terminal (which is certainly a plus). There is potentially a difference, you see.
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October 04, 2018, 09:14 AM
RichardC
I bet his lawyers appeal his case all the way to circuit court.
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October 04, 2018, 09:28 AM
mcrimm
Road gear on my Kubota is about 16 mph. A cop on a bicycle could catch me.
I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham
October 04, 2018, 09:41 AM
DJ_Boston
best laugh this week!
There is something good and motherly about Washington, the grand old benevolent National Asylum for the helpless. - Mark Twain The Gilded Age
#CNNblackmail #CNNmemewar
October 04, 2018, 01:33 PM
John Steed
There would be a lot fewer incidents of theft if they all ended like that.
... stirred anti-clockwise.
October 04, 2018, 01:57 PM
mark_a
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Terminals, not terminal (which is certainly a plus). There is potentially a difference, you see.
Wow... Lots of out of work comics in this thread...
October 04, 2018, 01:58 PM
mark_a
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC: I bet his lawyers appeal his case all the way to circuit court.
doesn't even deserve an I see what you did there...
October 04, 2018, 02:02 PM
kx90
quote:
Originally posted by a1abdj: Nothing runs like a Deere.
Except that tractor is a Massey Ferguson ;-)
That is an epic face plant LOL
October 04, 2018, 02:14 PM
RaiseHal
YouTube Steve Jessup or follow link of Steve above. He has like 7 or 8 hilariously unbelievably funny arrest videos.
Oh, come on, man...
I know my rights
Is it illegal to cut grass?
Watch my beer man
Wait a minute, I gotta pee
I think I just crapped my pants
I can't smoke marijuana on my own porch?
Pour it out? I just bought that
Wait I gotta get this beer to the party
My boss said it would be ok.
Maybe I'll come down, maybe I'll go up. Maybe I'll come down, maybe I'll go up.
The above a quotes are from Steve during a few of his arrests.
It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young --- Mark Twain
Anyone who is not a liberal by age 20 has no heart; anyone who is not a conservative by age 40 has no brain---Winston Churchill
not a lot of resistance between him and the pavement
currently, I think he's probably pretty amped up
or he could be meditating and chanting 'ohm' over and over
[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC
October 05, 2018, 12:18 PM
ArtieS
Well, that's what happens when you bolt...
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
October 05, 2018, 12:37 PM
bendable
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
October 05, 2018, 02:46 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by 1s1k: At this point do we need to even preface these stories with Florida.
