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Asking my dog if she wants to go for a walk...
March 06, 2019, 03:43 PM
Jim ShugartAsking my dog if she wants to go for a walk...
Merlot says, "No thank you, I'm good. Lock the door on your way out."
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
March 06, 2019, 03:52 PM
arfmelShe has a pretty good set-up there. I don’t blame her for staying home.
March 06, 2019, 04:07 PM
BamaJeepsterThat would be me today!
Well, she was actually more polite...
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams March 06, 2019, 04:07 PM
architectBaby, it's cold outside!
March 06, 2019, 04:09 PM
rburgCould be she just doesn't want to be seen with the likes of you? Smart dog.
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March 06, 2019, 04:34 PM
RichNMy golden retriever never turns down the offer. As a matter of fact, any one standing between her and the door when you ask her better be ready to jump out of the way or get ran over.
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March 06, 2019, 04:34 PM
Hound DogCute photo. Poodles are smart.
Am I the only one who thought her back left leg was stretched over her left ear?. .
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March 06, 2019, 04:42 PM
WayniacSparky approves of this image!
March 06, 2019, 05:00 PM
MG34_DanSamantha just got back from the salon and can't wait to go shopping.
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March 06, 2019, 05:02 PM
vthokyquote:
Originally posted by Wayniac:
Holy smokes! It's Mr. Peabody!
God bless America. March 06, 2019, 06:51 PM
doublesharpBarney said ask me again when it's over 40 degrees
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March 06, 2019, 07:00 PM
P-220Great pic!
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Steve
March 06, 2019, 07:48 PM
SportshooterHow sad. Have you tried tying a pork chop around your neck to get Merlot to go for a walk with you?
March 06, 2019, 09:13 PM
Bigboreshooterquote:
Originally posted by RichN:
My golden retriever never turns down the offer. As a matter of fact, any one standing between her and the door when you ask her better be ready to jump out of the way or get ran over.
Ditto for my not quite 2 year old beagle. In fact, my wife and I have to spell the word, because if she hears it, or sees her leash, this is what we get...
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March 06, 2019, 09:40 PM
Sigoliciousquote:
Originally posted by Bigboreshooter:
Ditto for my not quite 2 year old beagle. In fact, my wife and I have to spell the word, because if she hears it, or sees her leash, this is what we get...
We no longer say walk or spell it either, they are that smart. We use "time to shine the monkey's butt". However, I think they are on to that one too.
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March 07, 2019, 05:33 AM
V-TailPippi used to respond to "It's time to get your furry ass outside."
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים March 07, 2019, 07:10 AM
kz1000My cat shits in a box.
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March 07, 2019, 10:59 AM
zoom6zoomYa gotta take the whiskey jug with you when you go outside, Jim.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. March 07, 2019, 11:38 AM
PeteFquote:
Originally posted by RichN:
My golden retriever never turns down the offer. As a matter of fact, any one standing between her and the door when you ask her better be ready to jump out of the way or get ran over.
Guess its a breed thing. If i say the "W" word, there is a 90lb streak to the door.
Put on my shoes, dog rushes to the door. Touch a leash, bouncing golden ball of hair.
March 07, 2019, 11:40 AM
Ryanp225I'm jealous you get the occasional reprieve.
I have an Australian Shepherd so there's not a day that goes by where our daily walk is not...necessary.