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Drug Dealer |
Merlot says, "No thank you, I'm good. Lock the door on your way out." When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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Not really from Vienna |
She has a pretty good set-up there. I don’t blame her for staying home. | |||
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Info Guru |
That would be me today! Well, she was actually more polite... “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
Baby, it's cold outside! | |||
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Non-Miscreant |
Could be she just doesn't want to be seen with the likes of you? Smart dog. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Member |
My golden retriever never turns down the offer. As a matter of fact, any one standing between her and the door when you ask her better be ready to jump out of the way or get ran over. ------------------------------ "They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin "So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause." - Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith) | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
Cute photo. Poodles are smart. Am I the only one who thought her back left leg was stretched over her left ear?. . Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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Sabonim |
Sparky approves of this image! Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'Wow! What a Ride! ~Hunter S. Thompson | |||
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Member |
Samantha just got back from the salon and can't wait to go shopping. “Elections have consequences, and at the end of the day, I won.” – Barack Hussein Obama, January 23, 2009 | |||
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Member |
Holy smokes! It's Mr. Peabody! God bless America. | |||
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Victim of Life's Circumstances |
Barney said ask me again when it's over 40 degrees ________________________ God spelled backwards is dog | |||
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Membership has its privileges |
Great pic! Niech Zyje P-220 Steve | |||
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Too soon old, too late smart |
How sad. Have you tried tying a pork chop around your neck to get Merlot to go for a walk with you? | |||
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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
Ditto for my not quite 2 year old beagle. In fact, my wife and I have to spell the word, because if she hears it, or sees her leash, this is what we get... locate nearest gas station When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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Mark1Mod0Squid |
We no longer say walk or spell it either, they are that smart. We use "time to shine the monkey's butt". However, I think they are on to that one too. _____________________________________________ Never use more than three words to say "I don't know" | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Pippi used to respond to "It's time to get your furry ass outside." הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Mensch |
My cat shits in a box. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
Ya gotta take the whiskey jug with you when you go outside, Jim. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Member |
Guess its a breed thing. If i say the "W" word, there is a 90lb streak to the door. Put on my shoes, dog rushes to the door. Touch a leash, bouncing golden ball of hair. | |||
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Still finding my way |
I'm jealous you get the occasional reprieve. I have an Australian Shepherd so there's not a day that goes by where our daily walk is not...necessary. | |||
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