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She has a pretty good set-up there. I don’t blame her for staying home. Wink
 
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That would be me today! Big Grin

Well, she was actually more polite...



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Could be she just doesn't want to be seen with the likes of you? Smart dog.


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My golden retriever never turns down the offer. As a matter of fact, any one standing between her and the door when you ask her better be ready to jump out of the way or get ran over.


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Cute photo. Poodles are smart.

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How sad. Have you tried tying a pork chop around your neck to get Merlot to go for a walk with you? Smile
 
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My golden retriever never turns down the offer. As a matter of fact, any one standing between her and the door when you ask her better be ready to jump out of the way or get ran over.


Ditto for my not quite 2 year old beagle. In fact, my wife and I have to spell the word, because if she hears it, or sees her leash, this is what we get...

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Ditto for my not quite 2 year old beagle. In fact, my wife and I have to spell the word, because if she hears it, or sees her leash, this is what we get...


We no longer say walk or spell it either, they are that smart. We use "time to shine the monkey's butt". However, I think they are on to that one too.


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Pippi used to respond to "It's time to get your furry ass outside."



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Ya gotta take the whiskey jug with you when you go outside, Jim.




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My golden retriever never turns down the offer. As a matter of fact, any one standing between her and the door when you ask her better be ready to jump out of the way or get ran over.


Guess its a breed thing. If i say the "W" word, there is a 90lb streak to the door.
Put on my shoes, dog rushes to the door. Touch a leash, bouncing golden ball of hair.
 
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I'm jealous you get the occasional reprieve.
I have an Australian Shepherd so there's not a day that goes by where our daily walk is not...necessary.
 
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