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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Y’all have my permission to hit me with a bag of doorknobs if you catch me intentionally eating or serving vegan “brisket.” Texas needs to add serving vegan “brisket” to the acceptable use of deadly force statutes.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | ||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Just the thought of that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
Just another reason we need the comet. ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
What kind of vegan would this appeal to? I would think a true vegan wouldn't want anything that even suggests or reminds him/her of meat or other animal products. So just who is this aimed at? | |||
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| Gracie Allen is my personal savior! |
No, Just no. There's a reason why this idiot has "IMDB credits" rather than cooking awards, and this harebrained idea is Exhibit 1. | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
First of all, that ain't brisket. But even if it were brisket, why would you ruin a good brisket by coating it with BBQ sauce? That monstrosity is double-wrong. | |||
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Ammoholic |
Have you ever tried to get a good crust on a tofu/quinoa/sprout/kale blob before? You need the BBQ sauce for the bark. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Chilihead and Barbeque Aficionado |
Ewwwww. Just ewwwwwww. _________________________ 2nd Amendment Defender The Second Amendment is not about hunting or sport shooting. | |||
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Funny Man |
A bit of drift but I have always been perplexed by this question: What is the appeal of trying to simulate food that you are ethically or otherwise opposed to eating? Just eat fucking vegetable dishes, there are thousands to choose from. Tofurkey, garden burgers meant to look like meat, vegan brisket....it doesn't make a bit of sense. By simulating the animal based foods aren't they just perpetuating the thought that those foods are preferable to the point that they are trying to simulate them. ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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| The success of a solution usually depends upon your point of view |
With pride I can answer NO! ETA but I'm not judging “We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna "I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management | |||
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| Gracie Allen is my personal savior! |
Misery loves company. The sick, duplicitous bastards are trying to con normal people into eating this foul mess by either piquing their curiosity ("Does it really taste like brisket?") or outright fooling them ("C'mon, it's just like real brisket!") That makes it a moral, or even revolutionary, act. Which just goes to show what protein deficiency can do to your brain. | |||
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| "The deals you miss don’t hurt you”-B.D. Raney Sr. |
I don’t really care one way or another what this cat puts on his grill. But don’t try to feed me that shit and pass it off as brisket. I had a meal once at a place in Arlington, TX called “The Lovin Hut”. All vegan menu. I got plenty of hair lipped looks when I parked my F250 amongst their Smart cars and Priuses, and walked in dressed in boots and wranglers. I told the waitress to pick me out something. Whatever she brought, I told her I’d eat it with an open mind. I also informed her I raised beef cattle. She looked a bit tense... She brought out some meat shaped stuff on seaweed noodles. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t meat. The thing that got me was they tried to make it LOOK like meat. It was pure gluten, shaped like beef tips. The place wasn’t too busy, so she sat with me and my date and we discussed the beef cattle business. It was civil, and I think I may have opened her mind a little. Anyway, the main thing I noticed was the charade of making it look like meat. Like they need the charade as well to choke that stuff down. | |||
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A Grateful American |
Mer khaye fleish far mir! "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
First of all, thank you for not posting pictures.  Secondly, this would not be a meal that needs protection. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
If you are determined to eat something that tastes like meat... just eat the piece of meat. Stop all of this foolishness. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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| Member |
I've got a couple friends that have been bitten by the tick that gives the allergic reaction to meat. Both would grill, smoke etc every weekend and they are struggling. While most find this stuff unpalatable, its unfortunately what they now have to fall back on to get a BBQ fix ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Live today as if it may be your last and learn today as if you will live forever | |||
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thin skin can't win |
No. Hell no. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
Hangin’s too good for ‘im _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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Member |
fucking heresy of the highest order! S&W M-66-2 (3")/ S&W M-65LS (3")/ S&W M-10 (2")/Colt Combat Commander Series 70 | |||
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| It's not easy being me |
Well, I'll have to admit that I never thought that "vegan" and "brisket" would be two words that I would ever see together for any reason. So, who's up for some "non-alcoholic" "Whiskey"????  _______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin) | |||
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