I especially love the comment by the wife when the husband asks if she called the police. "I'm trying! I don't know the number!" Like, what?
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January 10, 2021, 06:15 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:...... "I'm trying! I don't know the number!"...
Husband: "THEN CALL INFORMATION AND ASK FOR THE NUMBER TO 911!"
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January 10, 2021, 06:22 PM
Balzé Halzé
Haha, is that Canada or something? That dude was way too neighborly. "Want me to get you a shovel?"
Dude was going nowhere fast.
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January 10, 2021, 06:32 PM
architect
Other than a .223" or .30" hole or two in his door panel, maybe a few identifying marks in his windshield with a baseball bat might have been appropriate?
January 10, 2021, 06:41 PM
1s1k
Should have walked out and videoed the license plate.
January 10, 2021, 06:59 PM
comet24
Saw that the other day. Put a huge smile on my face.
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January 10, 2021, 07:10 PM
4x5
Reminds me of this:
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ
January 10, 2021, 07:16 PM
Beancooker
Quite humorous. Thank you for that.
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey: I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
January 10, 2021, 07:18 PM
patw
quote:
Originally posted by 4x5: Reminds me of this:
That is awesome
January 10, 2021, 07:55 PM
Black92LX
Would have been so much better if the car would have got traction while he was up front digging it out.
If that was me he would have at least needed 4 new tires.
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January 10, 2021, 08:02 PM
remsig
That is awesome! POS got some instant karma!
January 10, 2021, 09:56 PM
coloradohunter44
Gotta love it.
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January 10, 2021, 10:42 PM
Ripley
White supremacy indeed.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
January 11, 2021, 01:00 AM
wildheartedson0105
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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé: Haha, is that Canada or something? That dude was way too neighborly. "Want me to get you a shovel?"
Actually, I think so. At one point you can hear the wife telling dispatch their address, in Missisauga (Toronto area).
Reminded me of the episode of How I Met Your Mother, when Robin takes Marshall to a bar called the Hoser Hut.
To show him how friendly Canadians are, she intentionally walks into a patron.
He turns around, apologizes, then offers her a donut on the house.
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January 11, 2021, 10:06 AM
Woodman
quote:
Originally posted by wildheartedson0105: Actually, I think so. At one point you can hear the wife telling dispatch their address, in Mississauga (Toronto area).
So Failure To Obey (a lawful command) is not just an American thing ...
January 11, 2021, 10:27 AM
pbslinger
Its a little more complicated to call the Mounties or Provencial Police - its 911A.
Can't believe it sounded like he was advising the package thief how to get unstuck. That is overly polite. I've heard Canadians apologize for stepping on your toes.
January 11, 2021, 03:06 PM
WingedMedic
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé: Haha, is that Canada or something? That dude was way too neighborly. "Want me to get you a shovel?"
