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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
https://youtu.be/VKRnrYTEs3Q I especially love the comment by the wife when the husband asks if she called the police. "I'm trying! I don't know the number!" Like, what? "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | ||
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A Grateful American |
Husband: "THEN CALL INFORMATION AND ASK FOR THE NUMBER TO 911!" "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Haha, is that Canada or something? That dude was way too neighborly. "Want me to get you a shovel?" Dude was going nowhere fast. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
Other than a .223" or .30" hole or two in his door panel, maybe a few identifying marks in his windshield with a baseball bat might have been appropriate? | |||
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Should have walked out and videoed the license plate. | |||
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| Just for the hell of it  |
Saw that the other day. Put a huge smile on my face. _____________________________________ Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac | |||
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Serenity now! |
Reminds me of this:  Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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Alea iacta est |
Quite humorous. Thank you for that. The “lol” thread | |||
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That is awesome | |||
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| Raised Hands Surround Us Three Nails To Protect Us  |
Would have been so much better if the car would have got traction while he was up front digging it out. If that was me he would have at least needed 4 new tires. ———————————————— The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad. If we got each other, and that's all we have. I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand. You should know I'll be there for you! | |||
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Man of few words |
That is awesome! POS got some instant karma! | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
Gotta love it. "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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White supremacy indeed.  Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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Fonky Honky |
Actually, I think so. At one point you can hear the wife telling dispatch their address, in Missisauga (Toronto area). Reminded me of the episode of How I Met Your Mother, when Robin takes Marshall to a bar called the Hoser Hut. To show him how friendly Canadians are, she intentionally walks into a patron. He turns around, apologizes, then offers her a donut on the house.  _________________________________________ Dei. Familia. Patria. Victoria. Don't back up, don't back down. | |||
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Nosce te ipsum |
So Failure To Obey (a lawful command) is not just an American thing ... | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Its a little more complicated to call the Mounties or Provencial Police - its 911A. Can't believe it sounded like he was advising the package thief how to get unstuck. That is overly polite. I've heard Canadians apologize for stepping on your toes. | |||
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They almost had it! If only that guy in the bed of the truck were pushing a little harder, I think they would have had it!  | |||
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