A woman stops by the dry cleaner on her way to work. She dropped off a dress to be cleaned.

As she turned to walk out the door, the young lady behind the counter said, have a nice day, come again.

The woman who dropped off the dress turned and said Thank you, it’s been a rough morning and no, toothpaste this time.

That's funny!

I heard that as a Monica Lewinsky joke.

Had to read it twice. I used to be a lot quicker.