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Cruising the Highway to Hell |
A woman stops by the dry cleaner on her way to work. She dropped off a dress to be cleaned. As she turned to walk out the door, the young lady behind the counter said, have a nice day, come again. The woman who dropped off the dress turned and said Thank you, it’s been a rough morning and no, toothpaste this time. “Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.” ― Ronald Reagan Retired old fart | ||
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Paddle your own canoe |
That's funny! | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
I heard that as a Monica Lewinsky joke. | |||
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Member |
Had to read it twice. I used to be a lot quicker. | |||
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