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Assault Rifles Causing Holes in Ozone Layer According to New Study

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April 01, 2018, 09:01 AM
Let's Go Rangers
Assault Rifles Causing Holes in Ozone Layer According to New Study
Al Gore, along with his adopted son, NFL running back, Frank Gore, announced that they will soon release new findings which prove the gas emitted from firing AR 15 and AK 47 style assault rifles is creating holes in the ozone layer, which is contributing to climate change. The report, which will be published in next month's edition of Better Homes and Gardens, cites evidence that there are less holes in the ozone layer over heavily regulated states such as New York, New Jersey, and California (thanks to that stupid bullet button mag release law or whatever law it has morphed into now).

In the report, the former Vice President states the survival of the polar bear population depends solely upon the repeal of the 2nd Amendment. The duo's campaign will feature a malnourished polar bear wearing a San Francisco 49ers cap.

Happy Easter and April 1st!
April 01, 2018, 09:26 AM
jbcummings
My dogs are smarter than that loon.


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April 01, 2018, 09:32 AM
chellim1
Big Grin
Happy Easter and April 1st!


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April 01, 2018, 09:47 AM
architect
Where's that study on "Gore emissions?"
April 01, 2018, 09:49 AM
OKCGene
Is al a nattering nabob of negativism?
April 01, 2018, 10:16 AM
nhtagmember
my Puggle is smarter than Al Gore


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April 01, 2018, 10:53 AM
4x5
The only time my AR's punch a hole in the ozone is when I shoot straight up.


Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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April 01, 2018, 11:03 AM
sigfreund
quote:
Originally posted by Let's Go Rangers:
Happy ... April 1st!


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I can tell at sight a Chassepot rifle from a javelin.
April 01, 2018, 12:51 PM
sigmonkey


This Easter Egg is smarter than Al Gore.



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April 01, 2018, 01:05 PM
Fredward
Uh, April 1st.
April 01, 2018, 01:16 PM
12131
It might be April 1st, but it wouldn't surprise me one bit if that con man pulled some shit like that. Roll Eyes


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April 01, 2018, 01:48 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by jbcummings:
My dogs are smarter than that loon.
IMO, slugs are smarter than Al Gore.

flashguy



Texan by choice, not accident of birth
April 01, 2018, 02:34 PM
Jester814
It's sad that even though I woke up this morning knowing it was April Fools, this is close enough to the realm of possibility that I thought it was true.


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April 01, 2018, 02:40 PM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by Fredward:
Uh, April 1st.


Yeah. April 1.

A good day for a story going around on the motorcycle sites about Harley Davidson Motor company being bought by John Deer Company.


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