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Al Gore, along with his adopted son, NFL running back, Frank Gore, announced that they will soon release new findings which prove the gas emitted from firing AR 15 and AK 47 style assault rifles is creating holes in the ozone layer, which is contributing to climate change. The report, which will be published in next month's edition of Better Homes and Gardens, cites evidence that there are less holes in the ozone layer over heavily regulated states such as New York, New Jersey, and California (thanks to that stupid bullet button mag release law or whatever law it has morphed into now). In the report, the former Vice President states the survival of the polar bear population depends solely upon the repeal of the 2nd Amendment. The duo's campaign will feature a malnourished polar bear wearing a San Francisco 49ers cap. Happy Easter and April 1st! | ||
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My dogs are smarter than that loon. ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
 Happy Easter and April 1st! "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
Where's that study on "Gore emissions?" | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Is al a nattering nabob of negativism? | |||
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Political Cynic |
my Puggle is smarter than Al Gore [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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The only time my AR's punch a hole in the ozone is when I shoot straight up. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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| Freethinker |
► 6.4/93.6 “ Enlightenment is man’s emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one’s own understanding without another’s guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one’s own mind without another’s guidance.” — Immanuel Kant | |||
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A Grateful American |
 This Easter Egg is smarter than Al Gore. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Uh, April 1st. | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
It might be April 1st, but it wouldn't surprise me one bit if that con man pulled some shit like that.  Q | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
IMO, slugs are smarter than Al Gore. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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| Laugh or Die |
It's sad that even though I woke up this morning knowing it was April Fools, this is close enough to the realm of possibility that I thought it was true. ________________________________________________ | |||
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Yeah. April 1. A good day for a story going around on the motorcycle sites about Harley Davidson Motor company being bought by John Deer Company. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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