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Package Thief Breaks Leg Running Back to Car *video*

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January 27, 2018, 05:11 PM
RHINOWSO
Package Thief Breaks Leg Running Back to Car *video*
Would be great to leave a fake package filled with a large exploding ink packed, like they do at banks for stolen money.

But it would have to also be horrible and putrid smelling.

Or a couple of hidden deadfalls in the lawn, maybe filled with snakes?

Land mines would be another viable option.
January 28, 2018, 11:29 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by cas:...
Seriously, starting to support the death penalty for most everything. Big Grin
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January 29, 2018, 04:58 AM
DaBigBR
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
January 29, 2018, 07:41 AM
Tommydogg
Two words: punji sticks!


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January 29, 2018, 07:43 AM
V-Tail
Stealing packages, broke her leg, what a shame!



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January 29, 2018, 08:06 AM
Fenris
quote:
Originally posted by cas:
Drop box is a nice idea, but I can't even get UPS/FedEx to put stuff all the way on my steps, forget putting something in a box.

In some places I used to live, the crooks would have stolen the box.




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January 29, 2018, 10:06 AM
justjoe
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
Would be great to leave a fake package filled with a large exploding ink packed, like they do at banks for stolen money.

But it would have to also be horrible and putrid smelling.

Or a couple of hidden deadfalls in the lawn, maybe filled with snakes?

Land mines would be another viable option.


I like the way you think. Big Grin


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January 29, 2018, 10:16 AM
Edmond
Or filled with the worst smell of all: baby shit... Big Grin


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January 29, 2018, 10:28 AM
TMats
quote:
Originally posted by justjoe:
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
Would be great to leave a fake package filled with a large exploding ink packed, like they do at banks for stolen money.

But it would have to also be horrible and putrid smelling.

Or a couple of hidden deadfalls in the lawn, maybe filled with snakes?

Land mines would be another viable option.


I like the way you think. Big Grin

Go to YouTube.


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January 29, 2018, 11:44 AM
rmc85
It made it on The Chive today.
January 29, 2018, 12:10 PM
Copefree
quote:
Originally posted by rmc85:
It made it on The Chive today.


Awesome. It's been all over the place ... viral.

I haven't heard any update yet as to if they've been caught. All of the local news stations have posted this as well.


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January 29, 2018, 12:49 PM
rmc85
quote:
Originally posted by Copefree:
quote:
Originally posted by rmc85:
It made it on The Chive today.


Awesome. It's been all over the place ... viral.

I haven't heard any update yet as to if they've been caught. All of the local news stations have posted this as well.


Yup. Now ya got national exposure!
January 29, 2018, 02:17 PM
djpaintles
Ha Ha, too bad she didn't break her neck!


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January 29, 2018, 10:27 PM
ensigmatic
quote:
Originally posted by rmc85:
quote:
Originally posted by Copefree:
quote:
Originally posted by rmc85:
It made it on The Chive today.

Awesome. It's been all over the place ... viral.

I haven't heard any update yet as to if they've been caught. All of the local news stations have posted this as well.

Yup. Now ya got national exposure!

Yup. Was on ABC evening entertainment this evening.

With all the exposure, kind of surprising they haven't been nailed yet.



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January 29, 2018, 10:45 PM
cslinger
You people are horrible. This poor lady was likely in immense pain. She was just trying to make life a little more equal for all. Honestly you people have no compassion. Jesus what have we become when we take pleasure in something like this.


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January 29, 2018, 10:48 PM
cslinger
........ Big Grin Roll Eyes Wink

God it was hard to write that with a straight face. I hope that bitch gets sepsis and loses the leg. Friggin thieves. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

I am sooo tired of society legitimizing this crap. I’m glad the bitch broke her paw.


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January 29, 2018, 10:57 PM
Prefontaine
They’ll probably sue the homeowner.



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January 30, 2018, 08:58 PM
Sgt Neutron
BUSTED:

http://www.seattlepi.com/local...rs-ugly-12537443.php

A pair of suspected package thieves in Bothell who starred in a viral surveillance video catching them in the act then one getting injured in the getaway have been arrested, the Snohomish County Sheriff's Office said.

Video from David Ababneh's home's security camera along Bothell's Filbert Road Friday showed a car pull up along the street out front, then a woman who jogged up to the front door, and grabbed three packages.

But on her hurried getaway, she drops a box and as she stops to get it, her feet slip out from under her on the wet grass and she falls down, apparently badly injuring her ankle.

As she sat incapacitated on the ground, she called out to her accomplice who was driving the car. He gets out -- decked in a Seattle Seahawks jersey -- and goes over to the woman, eventually having to pick her up and carry her back to the car - but not before returning to grab the stolen goods.

Ababneh said one of the stolen packages was an expensive box of medicine.

"Gotta love Karma though, serves them right," Ababneh said.

The woman was identified Monday, and both suspects in the video were arrested Tuesday acording to Courtney O'Keefe with the Snohomish County Sheriff's Office. Details about the arrest haven't been given yet.

O'Keefe said two reports of package theft were filed from that neighborhood Friday.
January 30, 2018, 10:24 PM
Balzé Halzé
Names. What are their names? Where's the police blotter when you need it?


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January 31, 2018, 07:59 AM
Fenris
There is almost zero chance that either of these crooks will serve any time. And why should their victims have to pay (through taxes) for their incarceration.

I'm telling you flogging is the only way to go. Well the Mohammedans have a neat trick where they lop off a hand. And while that certainly has merits, I think public flogging would be sufficient and more humane.




The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC

The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound.