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Thursday Thought of the Day
October 24, 2019, 10:00 AM
RightwireThursday Thought of the Day
Why is it that when Thor throws his hammer he is dispensing justice, but when I throw mine I need anger management?
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. October 24, 2019, 10:33 AM
V-TailI do not have the answer to your question, but my anger management classes really piss me off.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים October 24, 2019, 10:38 AM
Jamess1Why is it that no matter the size of the roll of toilet paper, I always end up needs three more sheets to finish the job?
October 24, 2019, 11:30 AM
PerceptionSounds like you need a bigger hammer.
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." October 24, 2019, 12:07 PM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
Why is it that when Thor throws his hammer he is dispensing justice, but when I throw mine I need anger management?
And even stranger, the person getting hammered doesn't enjoy it.
Nice is overrated
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Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
October 24, 2019, 12:11 PM
12131Why is it that when Thor throws his hammer he is dispensing justice, but when the hammer returns to him, he doesn't say, "
Sorry, I take it back"?
Q
October 24, 2019, 03:12 PM
slabsides45Something to do with the size of his pecs, methinks. My wife would leave me in a hot second for him....
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October 24, 2019, 03:28 PM
Tuckerrnr1Aw, did someone get thrown out of Home Depot?
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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
October 24, 2019, 05:43 PM
OzarkwoodsYou are most likely lacking the animation, and sound effects need to complete the task at hand!
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October 24, 2019, 11:54 PM
bobtheelfIf you're Thor, take thome athprin.
October 25, 2019, 04:39 AM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by bobtheelf:
If you're Thor, take thome athprin.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
October 25, 2019, 05:39 AM
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