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Coin Sniper |
Why is it that when Thor throws his hammer he is dispensing justice, but when I throw mine I need anger management? Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | ||
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אַרְיֵה |
I do not have the answer to your question, but my anger management classes really piss me off. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Why is it that no matter the size of the roll of toilet paper, I always end up needs three more sheets to finish the job? | |||
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Sounds like you need a bigger hammer. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
And even stranger, the person getting hammered doesn't enjoy it. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Why is it that when Thor throws his hammer he is dispensing justice, but when the hammer returns to him, he doesn't say, "Sorry, I take it back"? Q | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
Something to do with the size of his pecs, methinks. My wife would leave me in a hot second for him.... ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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Aw, did someone get thrown out of Home Depot? _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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You are most likely lacking the animation, and sound effects need to complete the task at hand!  ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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| Do the next right thing  |
If you're Thor, take thome athprin. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
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