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My daughter's really bad pun
August 21, 2017, 06:32 AM
2000Z-71My daughter's really bad pun
So birthday dinner for me on Saturday night and the wife took us out to our favorite restaurant. On the menu they had Elk Chile Balls, elk mixed with pork sausage in a red chile sauce. So of course I had to order them, if for nothing else to look the waitress in the face and declare, "I'll have elk balls!"
"Hey dad do you know what the cheapest meat is?"
"No."
"Deer balls! Do you know why?"
"No."
"They're under a buck!"
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. August 21, 2017, 07:05 AM
pwelch001Maya has a pretty good sense of humor!
August 21, 2017, 07:09 AM
sig229-SASThat's to cute, great kid with a quick wit.
August 21, 2017, 08:43 AM
jbcummingsThat girl is going to cause some young man soooo much trouble...
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August 21, 2017, 08:49 AM
DbltapIs it nature or is it nurture?
August 21, 2017, 09:08 AM
CaptainMikeMy 5 year old's favorite joke:
Daughter:"What's brown and sticky?"
Me: "I don't know"
Daughter:"A stick."
It was funny the first 134 times.
MOO means NO! Be the comet! August 21, 2017, 09:30 AM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by CaptainMike:
My 5 year old's favorite joke:
Daughter:"What's brown and sticky?"
Me: "I don't know"
Daughter:"A stick."
It was funny the first 134 times.
I love that joke.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. August 21, 2017, 09:36 AM
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August 21, 2017, 09:47 AM
OneWheelDriveDid you know that puns about beans are the lowest form of hummus.
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August 21, 2017, 09:58 AM
pbslingerI aspire to say the perfect thing at the perfect time. Your daughter may have a head start in this regard.
August 21, 2017, 11:22 AM
George43quote:
Originally posted by CaptainMike:
My 5 year old's favorite joke:
Daughter:"What's brown and sticky?"
Me: "I don't know"
Daughter:"A stick."
It was funny the first 134 times.
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?"
A stick.
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August 21, 2017, 02:46 PM
bald1Well bollocks I tell you! Damn bollocks!
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August 21, 2017, 05:05 PM
1967GoatWe buy the kids Popsicles. On the stick is a joke. Latest one:
What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
Bored! Or is it Board?
August 21, 2017, 10:15 PM
KrazeehorseWhat's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
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August 21, 2017, 10:35 PM
HawgsterWhy are moose balls bigger than elk balls?
They sell more tickets!!
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August 22, 2017, 04:52 AM
C L WilkinsMy 3 1/2 year old grand-daughter...
Hey Nana, why don't bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet!