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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
So birthday dinner for me on Saturday night and the wife took us out to our favorite restaurant. On the menu they had Elk Chile Balls, elk mixed with pork sausage in a red chile sauce. So of course I had to order them, if for nothing else to look the waitress in the face and declare, "I'll have elk balls!" "Hey dad do you know what the cheapest meat is?" "No." "Deer balls! Do you know why?" "No." "They're under a buck!" My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | ||
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| Flying Sergeant |
Maya has a pretty good sense of humor! | |||
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Joie de vivre |
That's to cute, great kid with a quick wit. | |||
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That girl is going to cause some young man soooo much trouble...  ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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Is it nature or is it nurture? | |||
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Needs a bigger boat |
My 5 year old's favorite joke: Daughter:"What's brown and sticky?" Me: "I don't know" Daughter:"A stick." It was funny the first 134 times. MOO means NO! Be the comet! | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
I love that joke. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Partial dichotomy |
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
Did you know that puns about beans are the lowest form of hummus. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
I aspire to say the perfect thing at the perfect time. Your daughter may have a head start in this regard. | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?" A stick. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Well bollocks I tell you! Damn bollocks!  Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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| Shit don't mean shit |
We buy the kids Popsicles. On the stick is a joke. Latest one: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do? Bored! Or is it Board? | |||
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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| Member |
Why are moose balls bigger than elk balls? They sell more tickets!! "Shoot lower, Sheriff, They're ridin' shetlands" May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco? | |||
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Trophy Husband |
My 3 1/2 year old grand-daughter... Hey Nana, why don't bears wear socks? Because they have bear feet! | |||
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