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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
I have seen a TV commercial with a guy eating corn on the cob a way I don't do it. I'm interested in how others do it. Texan by choice, not accident of birth | ||
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I actually had to think about it, no rhyme or reason, but I go between 1 & 2. The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Just twist and bite. I don't eat it like I'm a typewriter. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado |
I typically eat 4 rows at a time, side to side. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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It's really uncanny the way men vs. women eat corn on the cob. I heard years ago that most men got side to side and most women go around. Since then, whenever we eat corn on the cob with friends, I take notice. Without exception, more than 90% of men do go side to side and the same for women going round and round. Check it out next time for fun, you'll be amazed. We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. Abraham Lincoln | |||
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I eat it exactly like a typewriter. If you listen closely, you might even hear a little "ding" when I get to the end of the cob.  "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
Like a typewriter (the corncob resembling its paper roller), from end to end, in rows. Around the circumference is like a lathe. | |||
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Typewriter style. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
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Drug Dealer |
Typewriter style here. I start out munchin' four rows and then assess what remains. I gotta have either three or four rows. Two is to few and five is too many. This is quite important. I also don't mind if it cools off a bit so more butter sticks to it. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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^^^ Absolutely This! | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
For sure! | |||
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I cannot eat corn from the cobb anymore. I lost my 2 top front teeth. Sucks. | |||
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Happily Retired |
Like a typewriter. .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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Go Vols! |
4 or 5 swipes down with a knife and I don’t have to pick it out of my teeth. | |||
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Don't forget the towel on the table to catch the butter dripping from your elbows... CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Typewriter style. Wonder what kids today call that, since most have never seen or operated a typewriter? | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
First pass: bite off two or three rows along the length of the cob. Subsequent passes: One row at a time, along the length, but with a chisel action to lever out the whole kernels rather than biting off the top and leaving the root attached. | |||
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Comic Relief |
And the carriage return, line feed. | |||
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Wait, what? |
Yup. Just like the cartoons depict lol “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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