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Join me in the Wayback Machine, to 1954, when I was in kindergarten, waiting in line with the rest of the class to go into some whole-school assembly or something. The rest of the class, that is, except one kid who was wandering up and down the school hallway, playing with matches. I still remember him walking along, lighting matches, then walking back, crying, looking at his open fly with sparks and flames coming out where he'd lit his privates on fire, then being carried back the other way by two teachers in a panic, looking for something to put out the fire with. Nobody in the class panicked, because we were pretty smart. We all knew that if you dropped flaming matches into your open zipper, you'd light your privates on fire. It was only logical. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
I can't help but wonder what was supposed to happen if this had gone the way it was planned? I did like the guy that threw himself on the flames. | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
IQ < 70 God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
Tomatoes must have higher IQs than that. Never heard of one setting itself on fire.  | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Bad dog! |
Ghost peppers, however.... Okay! On to the sulphuric acid challenge! Then the anal-primer challenge! (You can guess.) It's all part of the "Rid the World of Idiots" challenge. ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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This one never gets old either.... Remember, this is all supposed to be for fun................... | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
All I can say...it would have been better if he was eating a Tide Pod while setting himself on fire  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Loves His Wife |
He's lit. That's one way for that ginger to get some color in his pasty legs. I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears. | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom |
He doesn't feel real pain, because gingers have no soul. God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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