Why Skaterboys shouldn't play with Gasoline.......
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Originally posted by Rightwire: ...this generation is a bunch of god damn idiots...
Join me in the Wayback Machine, to 1954, when I was in kindergarten, waiting in line with the rest of the class to go into some whole-school assembly or something. The rest of the class, that is, except one kid who was wandering up and down the school hallway, playing with matches.
I still remember him walking along, lighting matches, then walking back, crying, looking at his open fly with sparks and flames coming out where he'd lit his privates on fire, then being carried back the other way by two teachers in a panic, looking for something to put out the fire with.
Nobody in the class panicked, because we were pretty smart. We all knew that if you dropped flaming matches into your open zipper, you'd light your privates on fire. It was only logical.
-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18
January 21, 2018, 06:37 AM
trapper189
I can't help but wonder what was supposed to happen if this had gone the way it was planned?
I did like the guy that threw himself on the flames.
January 21, 2018, 07:15 AM
Fenris
IQ < 70
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump.
January 21, 2018, 07:28 AM
Sportshooter
Tomatoes must have higher IQs than that. Never heard of one setting itself on fire.
January 21, 2018, 07:30 AM
Balzé Halzé
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Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
January 21, 2018, 01:44 PM
justjoe
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Originally posted by Sportshooter: Tomatoes must have higher IQs than that. Never heard of one setting itself on fire.
Ghost peppers, however....
Okay! On to the sulphuric acid challenge! Then the anal-primer challenge! (You can guess.) It's all part of the "Rid the World of Idiots" challenge.
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
January 21, 2018, 07:01 PM
BRL
He's lit.
That's one way for that ginger to get some color in his pasty legs.
I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears.
January 21, 2018, 11:26 PM
Fenris
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Originally posted by BRL: That's one way for that ginger to get some color in his pasty legs.
He doesn't feel real pain, because gingers have no soul.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump.
