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Little ray
of sunshine
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My wife seems unaware of this holiday.

Genuinely unaware, as both items are on our schedules.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
 
Posts: 53362 | Location: Texas | Registered: February 10, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Leave the gun.
Take the cannoli.
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Originally posted by jimb888:
It's a scientific fat that BJ's end shortly after marriage. There's a lot speculation on why, and a lot of federal grant money for Universities to study it - but no solid answers yet.


I'm thought there was a scientific study that narrowed it down to wedding cake. Once they eat wedding cake the BJs are history.
 
Posts: 6634 | Location: New England | Registered: January 06, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Had the steak tonight but as luck would have it, the GF has her one wisdom tooth impacted and it's causing some issues.
Maybe next year. :/


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Posts: 3652 | Location: The armpit of Ohio | Registered: August 18, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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I make a point of not referencing this "holiday" in my house. Last thing I want my wife to find out is that such activity is considered "special" and reserved for holidays or special occasion.

Two weeks shy of our 30th anniversary and I am "honored" 2-3 times a week with astonishing regularity. Granted, it hasn't always been the case, but it's been this way for a while. Keep it clean and keep Doc Johnson's Goodhead Green Apple flavored goo on hand (and a few other flavors - all available on Amazon) worth twice thrice the price (or more!).






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
Posts: 11367 | Location: Western WA state for just a few more years... | Registered: February 17, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Ducatista
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Raingirl walked up with a frozen steak and frozen bag of vegetables on a plate.

At least, I got the fun part....LOL


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Posts: 5066 | Location: Dallas, TX | Registered: April 14, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
A day late, and
a dollar short
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Sadly, this holiday is not practiced in my household. Frown


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Posts: 13727 | Location: Michigan | Registered: July 10, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by darthfuster:
I can get my own steak, but....


To be fair...if the other was an option I'd never leave the house.


Well, there was this guy from Nantucket I heard about...


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"They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin

"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause."
- Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith)
 
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Child Twice
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There's always next year.
 
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