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Happy Steak & BJ Day...

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March 14, 2017, 10:31 PM
jhe888
Happy Steak & BJ Day...
My wife seems unaware of this holiday.

Genuinely unaware, as both items are on our schedules.




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March 14, 2017, 10:41 PM
PD
quote:
Originally posted by jimb888:
It's a scientific fat that BJ's end shortly after marriage. There's a lot speculation on why, and a lot of federal grant money for Universities to study it - but no solid answers yet.


I'm thought there was a scientific study that narrowed it down to wedding cake. Once they eat wedding cake the BJs are history.
March 14, 2017, 10:44 PM
joatmonv
Had the steak tonight but as luck would have it, the GF has her one wisdom tooth impacted and it's causing some issues.
Maybe next year. :/


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March 15, 2017, 12:25 AM
911Boss
I make a point of not referencing this "holiday" in my house. Last thing I want my wife to find out is that such activity is considered "special" and reserved for holidays or special occasion.

Two weeks shy of our 30th anniversary and I am "honored" 2-3 times a week with astonishing regularity. Granted, it hasn't always been the case, but it's been this way for a while. Keep it clean and keep Doc Johnson's Goodhead Green Apple flavored goo on hand (and a few other flavors - all available on Amazon) worth twice thrice the price (or more!).






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March 15, 2017, 09:32 AM
rainman64
Raingirl walked up with a frozen steak and frozen bag of vegetables on a plate.

At least, I got the fun part....LOL


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March 15, 2017, 09:35 AM
Warhorse
Sadly, this holiday is not practiced in my household. Frown


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March 15, 2017, 03:15 PM
RichN
quote:
Originally posted by thunderson:
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
I can get my own steak, but....


To be fair...if the other was an option I'd never leave the house.


Well, there was this guy from Nantucket I heard about...


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March 15, 2017, 05:34 PM
Sigfest
There's always next year.