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To all of you who are serving or have served our country, Thank You |
Train and selfie.. what could go wrong? Caption this sometimes I just have no words. | ||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Highly probable outcome considering his actions. I guess he forgot trains overhang the tracks a good little bit. | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
I saw that on another website, very unfortunate outcome...he survived ;( What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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fugitive from reality |
I had to give a witness statement for an incident much like that one. The other guy survived as well. _____________________________ 'I'm pretty fly for a white guy'. | |||
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Ammoholic |
I don't speak whatever language he was speaking prior to his horrible miscalculation of the width of a locomotive. Can someone translate? Pretty sure he was asking someone to hold his beer? Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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"Mira esto y aguantame la cerveza." "Watch this and hold the beer." *************************** Knowing more by accident than on purpose. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
hurr durr da twain  Natural Selection missed by that much. | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
Measure twice, get slammed in the head once. | |||
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"Yo fui el estudiante del mes en mi escuela primaria." "I was the student of the month at my elementary school." *************************** Knowing more by accident than on purpose. | |||
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"Pamplinas! Mire como solamente me raspa el dedo." "Nonsense! Look how it only scrapes my finger." *************************** Knowing more by accident than on purpose. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
The train warned him... Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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So if he'd been a couple few inches to his left, a selfie of him and a train? Not compelling, not interesting, nothing. His only hope for value was getting hit, clearly just dumb luck. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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WARNING - Trains are larger than they appear. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
Who can forget this rocket surgeon? | |||
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Wait, what? |
well, you don't have to wonder what the last thing going through his mind was... “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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delicately calloused |
Forgets the train is wider than the tracks. Wakes up with three month headache. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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I always pop a Tide pod before my train selfies. Mellows me out... “People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” –Chuck Palahnuik Be harder to kill: https://preparefit.ck.page | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
Damn, and I had high hopes that the gene pool got a little cleaner Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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The train didn't actually hit him it was the shockwave just like a .50 BMG  | |||
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More importantly, what phone was he using? It clearly took a beating and kept working. | |||
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