Train and selfie.. what could go wrong? Caption this sometimes I just have no words.
January 29, 2018, 05:39 AM
RHINOWSO
Highly probable outcome considering his actions.
I guess he forgot trains overhang the tracks a good little bit.
January 29, 2018, 05:46 AM
911Boss
I saw that on another website, very unfortunate outcome...he survived ;(
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
January 29, 2018, 05:54 AM
SgtGold
I had to give a witness statement for an incident much like that one. The other guy survived as well.
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January 29, 2018, 06:18 AM
Skins2881
I don't speak whatever language he was speaking prior to his horrible miscalculation of the width of a locomotive. Can someone translate? Pretty sure he was asking someone to hold his beer?
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis
January 29, 2018, 06:21 AM
jehzsa
"Mira esto y aguantame la cerveza."
"Watch this and hold the beer."
*************************** Knowing more by accident than on purpose.
January 29, 2018, 06:24 AM
parabellum
hurr durr
da twain
Natural Selection missed by that much.
January 29, 2018, 06:28 AM
architect
Measure twice, get slammed in the head once.
January 29, 2018, 06:29 AM
jehzsa
"Yo fui el estudiante del mes en mi escuela primaria."
"I was the student of the month at my elementary school."
*************************** Knowing more by accident than on purpose.
January 29, 2018, 06:41 AM
jehzsa
"Pamplinas! Mire como solamente me raspa el dedo."
"Nonsense! Look how it only scrapes my finger."
*************************** Knowing more by accident than on purpose.
January 29, 2018, 07:07 AM
Rightwire
The train warned him...
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
January 29, 2018, 08:09 AM
Ripley
So if he'd been a couple few inches to his left, a selfie of him and a train? Not compelling, not interesting, nothing. His only hope for value was getting hit, clearly just dumb luck.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
January 29, 2018, 08:20 AM
Some Shot
WARNING - Trains are larger than they appear.
January 29, 2018, 08:36 AM
parabellum
Who can forget this rocket surgeon?
January 29, 2018, 09:02 AM
gearhounds
well, you don't have to wonder what the last thing going through his mind was...
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January 29, 2018, 09:04 AM
darthfuster
Forgets the train is wider than the tracks. Wakes up with three month headache.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
January 29, 2018, 09:27 AM
Strambo
I always pop a Tide pod before my train selfies. Mellows me out...
“People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” –Chuck Palahnuik
Originally posted by 911Boss: I saw that on another website, very unfortunate outcome...he survived ;(
Damn, and I had high hopes that the gene pool got a little cleaner
Elk
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FBHO!!!
The Idaho Elk Hunter
January 29, 2018, 09:59 AM
ubelongoutside
The train didn't actually hit him it was the shockwave just like a .50 BMG
January 29, 2018, 10:02 AM
PossibleZombie
More importantly, what phone was he using? It clearly took a beating and kept working.
