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Congatulations to Mrs. and Mrs. Schumer

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November 19, 2018, 06:38 PM
Twist
Congatulations to Mrs. and Mrs. Schumer
quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:


At least Sen. Schumer won't have any grandchildren from that union (unless some male knocks up one or both of them).

flashguy


Thanksgiving is upon us so one always has to beware of turkey basters, especially if David Crosby happens to wield one.

This seems right up his alley soooo....


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November 19, 2018, 06:41 PM
mr kablammo
Probably on the first date the 'groom' had the 'bride' pegged.


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November 19, 2018, 06:41 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
I'm a bit confused: which one is the Bride?


The one on the bottom?





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



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November 19, 2018, 06:51 PM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by marksman41:
I give it a year before they split up.

They'll be split up on their wedding night.



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After the reception they headed for the Honeymoon spot lickety split.


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November 19, 2018, 06:56 PM
sgalczyn
quote:

Alison Schumer, the younger of Sen. Chuck Schumer’s two daughters, married Elizabeth Weiland on Sunday in Brooklyn, with the couple posing for wedding photos on a bridge over the toxic Gowanus Canal


Am I the only one to read that as COW-anus??


"No matter where you go - there you are"
November 19, 2018, 07:09 PM
NK402
When I read the article in the news, I was tempted to think up some shitty comment. Then I thought, what the hell, gsy or straight, they look happy, who am I to judge, as the Pope would say. I'm pleased that my fellow posters were not similarly constrained. LMAO.
November 19, 2018, 08:06 PM
darthfuster
Front holes galore.


You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier