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They are my "go to " summer time favorite food.

Oh yeah it took me ten weeks.

And this years crop was particularly much better than average.

Only one iffy melon in the whole mess, two were just ok.

But the rest were fine just fine.

Most days were about 20 ounces per day.

But one or two days ,
I'd have it for
Breakfast
Lunch and supper.
30 ounces total.

Better than candy,
And I like candy

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You "ARE" a piece of Watermelon L. Big Grin



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I can eat eight watermelons

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Wish I could still eat watermelon, it really spikes my blood sugar up. Frown


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My chickens love watermelon, this is their favorite snack this time of year.
 
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I haven't had a good watermelon since high school when I worked at a watermelon patch. We'd fill a flatbed trailer in a day & they were the juiciest & sweetest I'd had.

Ruined me for years, I can pick a good one, but they always taste bland to me.

Got one at Trader Joe's last weekend, for the kids, and it was the first one that's tasted sweet to me in nearly 20 years.




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C'mon now,
9000 pizzas divided by 45 years comes out to 200 pizzas per year.

I've only seen two pictures of you and neither of them have you at over four hundred pounds.

M a y b e
170 tops
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I love watermelon but when I was a teenager I had unloaded tractor trailers of water melons at the produce center for a summer job. That job will cure any watermelon addiction. The bottom of rotten ones fall out when you pick em up.




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Cannot stand the smell of a cut watermelon or any melon to the point if not leaving the immedate area that I can get physically sick... All due to the fact of getting my backside loaded with rock salt that had been soaked in red pepper juice back in 1965 while in the melon patch of a farmer while removeing some melons on a late night shopping event ...................................... drill sgt.
 
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Cannot stand the smell of a cut watermelon or any melon to the point if not leaving the immedate area that I can get physically sick... All due to the fact of getting my backside loaded with rock salt that had been soaked in red pepper juice back in 1965 while in the melon patch of a farmer while removeing some melons on a late night shopping event ...................................... drill sgt.


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Ain’t no man that can eat 8 watermelons
 
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I just et two danishes (peach/blueberry). I'm not proud.
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It took me 10 min.
 
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Bendable, make it to Miami and I’ll give you some watermelon sorbet.

I can’t understand why people buy other flavors.
 
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