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I can eat NOW Twelve watermelons ( o.m.g.)

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August 03, 2023, 07:26 PM
bendable
I can eat NOW Twelve watermelons ( o.m.g.)
They are my "go to " summer time favorite food.

Oh yeah it took me ten weeks.

And this years crop was particularly much better than average.

Only one iffy melon in the whole mess, two were just ok.

But the rest were fine just fine.

Most days were about 20 ounces per day.

But one or two days ,
I'd have it for
Breakfast
Lunch and supper.
30 ounces total.

Better than candy,
And I like candy

This message has been edited. Last edited by: bendable, September 01, 2023 09:00 PM





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August 03, 2023, 07:30 PM
old rugged cross
You "ARE" a piece of Watermelon L. Big Grin



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August 03, 2023, 07:46 PM
egregore
quote:
I can eat eight watermelons

Eek
quote:
Oh yeah it took me ten weeks.



August 03, 2023, 07:54 PM
parabellum
Well, if we're spreading it out, I can eat 9,000 pizzas.
August 03, 2023, 08:04 PM
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August 03, 2023, 08:10 PM
clubleaf206
Wish I could still eat watermelon, it really spikes my blood sugar up. Frown


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August 03, 2023, 08:12 PM
egregore

August 03, 2023, 08:17 PM
Genorogers
My chickens love watermelon, this is their favorite snack this time of year.
August 03, 2023, 08:20 PM
P250UA5
I haven't had a good watermelon since high school when I worked at a watermelon patch. We'd fill a flatbed trailer in a day & they were the juiciest & sweetest I'd had.

Ruined me for years, I can pick a good one, but they always taste bland to me.

Got one at Trader Joe's last weekend, for the kids, and it was the first one that's tasted sweet to me in nearly 20 years.




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August 03, 2023, 08:39 PM
bendable
C'mon now,
9000 pizzas divided by 45 years comes out to 200 pizzas per year.

I've only seen two pictures of you and neither of them have you at over four hundred pounds.

M a y b e
170 tops
Big Grin





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August 03, 2023, 08:52 PM
parabellum
I didn't say I was finished yet.
August 03, 2023, 09:24 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by clubleaf206:
Wish I could still eat watermelon, it really spikes my blood sugar up. Frown
Goes right through you, too . . . .

flashguy




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August 03, 2023, 09:26 PM
frayedends
I love watermelon but when I was a teenager I had unloaded tractor trailers of water melons at the produce center for a summer job. That job will cure any watermelon addiction. The bottom of rotten ones fall out when you pick em up.




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August 03, 2023, 09:42 PM
drill sgt
Cannot stand the smell of a cut watermelon or any melon to the point if not leaving the immedate area that I can get physically sick... All due to the fact of getting my backside loaded with rock salt that had been soaked in red pepper juice back in 1965 while in the melon patch of a farmer while removeing some melons on a late night shopping event ...................................... drill sgt.
August 03, 2023, 10:05 PM
charlie12
quote:
Originally posted by drill sgt:
Cannot stand the smell of a cut watermelon or any melon to the point if not leaving the immedate area that I can get physically sick... All due to the fact of getting my backside loaded with rock salt that had been soaked in red pepper juice back in 1965 while in the melon patch of a farmer while removeing some melons on a late night shopping event ...................................... drill sgt.


I have a big old watermelon I'm going to bring you.


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August 03, 2023, 10:16 PM
parabellum
"You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture."
August 04, 2023, 11:29 AM
Sauer Kraut
Ain’t no man that can eat 8 watermelons
August 04, 2023, 08:01 PM
dsiets
I just et two danishes (peach/blueberry). I'm not proud.
quote:
Oh yeah it took me ten weeks.

It took me 10 min.
August 04, 2023, 08:42 PM
Hamden106
I ate 6 hamburgers on July 4, 5 & 6.



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August 04, 2023, 11:47 PM
Aglifter
Bendable, make it to Miami and I’ll give you some watermelon sorbet.

I can’t understand why people buy other flavors.