3 Old Guys ..

'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man. 'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'

'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!'

'Actually,' said the 80-year -old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'

'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.
'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.'

'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'


'I don't wake up until 7:00.'


flashguy (I'm 79 and I understand....)

I'm 40 and that's funny, for now.....

Thanks for the laugh though!

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Originally posted by flashguy:
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock ...

I get the part about peeing like a racehorse, but what's the part about flat rocks?

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Originally posted by Orguss:

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Originally posted by flashguy:
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock ...

I get the part about peeing like a racehorse, but what's the part about flat rocks?

Back splash and sound it makes I believe

"Peeing like a big dog on a flat rock" is the other way I've heard that one said.

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Originally posted by Expert308:
"Peeing like a big dog on a flat rock" is the other way I've heard that one said.

local version is for describing rain

as in Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock,

believe it may be a line in the movie Missouri Breaks,,

Never pass up a chance to have a pee and never trust a fart.

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Originally posted by Orguss:

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Originally posted by flashguy:
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock ...

I get the part about peeing like a racehorse, but what's the part about flat rocks?

Heard it said quite often from my Dad.

"Raining like a (tall) cow pissing on a flat rock” is a popular expression in Texas and other southern states. The expression is similar to “raining cats and dogs,” meaning a lot of rain and splashing everywhere.

“He made more noise about it than a cow pissin’ on a flat rock” has been cited in print since at least 1949.