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Have You Ever Met A Girl With That Thing?

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September 28, 2017, 10:13 PM
H&K-Guy
Have You Ever Met A Girl With That Thing?
quote:
Originally posted by xl_target:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by H&K-Guy:
Meh... Canadians. Meh...

As a Minnesotan, I've spent my entire life defending Iowa from Canada. I've won my battles for all that is truly right. Lost a few too.

Nothing good can come from Canada. This scourge of them sending us pics of their wimmins' is nothing but propaganda. I doubt she is even really Canadian. Probably a Photoshop. She is cute, though.

H&K-Guy

You don't have to worry about defending the Iowans in this instance.
That is my daughter in that photo (Canadian Firearms journal) and she is Minnesota born and bred.
She's also done a few American gun magazines and a number of gun related ads. She wasn't really interested in modelling and has only done gun related stuff.

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There were rumors all over the Iowan Defense Force that there were some brave souls, who gave up the comforts of Minnesota to engage the enemy behind their fortified battle lines. This was believed to be a myth, or legend, that Minnesotan Defense Force soldiers would tell each other around the campfire at night.

They were supposed to be the best of the best, the finest of the finest. Soldiers who lived in the wilds of Canada, far beyond the battlements of the border, with only one goal in mind. Canada’s destruction.

If your daughter served with such men and women, she is the bravest of the brave. Of course, we will never know of her valor, as the identity of these men and women are held in secret, to protect their families.

Despite what the Minnesota Defense Forces try to tell us, the Canadian regime is neither old, nor slow. They are a vast lightning fast, force, and matched in every way to our own defenses.

It matters not, as these secret warriors have the courage of a lion, the honor of the eagle, and the power of the bear. They cannot be bribed. They cannot be bargained with. They cannot be reasoned with. They simply will not stop until every threat to our safety has been completely destroyed.

Thank your fine daughter, sir, not just from me and the Minnesota Defense Force, but for the safety and security that all Iowans enjoy down to this day.

Alas, Tis a lonely path we trod, yet one that we must follow. For that is what it is to be a spy.


H&K-Guy
September 28, 2017, 11:14 PM
mod29
quote:
Originally posted by xl_target:
That is my daughter in that photo (Canadian Firearms journal) and she is Minnesota born and bred.


You're a lucky man to have such an awesome daughter! It's great you have spent so much time with her, shooting, hiking, etc.
She sounds like a great person, independent and accomplished. Great job, dad!
September 28, 2017, 11:19 PM
Georgeair
Great - a thread that’s gone from lusty memories to hating my kids. Roll Eyes

Kidding kids. I love you. Anyway.....



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September 28, 2017, 11:24 PM
xl_target
quote:
Originally posted by Sigmanic:
She sounds very impressive (especially given some of her peers)....and a little bit dangerous! Big Grin


Ha ha, someone wrote that in her senior year book.
"My friend D..., the small, dangerous one."
September 28, 2017, 11:59 PM
sjtill
50 years ago an acquaintance met a young woman who had "it". He had it so bad he has spent the last 50 years looking for another. Has never married, fortunately for the women because he's a tomcat. BTW her married name was Bellagamba, which means beautiful leg in Italian. Everything else was too.


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September 29, 2017, 12:02 AM
LoungeChair
Sounds like Lola.


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September 29, 2017, 12:07 AM
H&K-Guy
quote:
Originally posted by sjtill:
50 years ago an acquaintance met a young woman who had "it". He had it so bad he has spent the last 50 years looking for another. Has never married, fortunately for the women because he's a tomcat. BTW her married name was Bellagamba, which means beautiful leg in Italian. Everything else was too.


“If you look for perfection, you'll never be content.”
― Leo Tolstoy

H&K-Guy