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Babylon Bee (satire): CIA breaks up ISIS plot to use incorrect pronouns

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May 11, 2021, 01:48 PM
Sig2340
Babylon Bee (satire): CIA breaks up ISIS plot to use incorrect pronouns
quote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/satire:CIA breaks up ISIS plot to use incorrect pronouns

LANGLEY, VA—The Central Intelligence Agency has already seen results of its new intersectional hiring campaign. The Agency’s recent recruits have announced they’ve broken up an ISIS plot to refer to people by incorrect pronouns.

“That’s literal violence,” explained CIA Agent MaKenna Wallace, a recent Gen Z hire with a degree in women’s studies. “I’m shaking right now just thinking of it.”

The CIA jumped into action, though, and got those ISIS members kicked off Twitter. “They’re not going to hurt anyone now,” MaKenna added. “I mean, they could be on Parler, but I’m not going to get an account there to check that out. Ew.”

The incorrect pronoun plot got the agency really worked up, and they’ve temporarily shut down to give everyone there a chance to rebalance, which is why they have yet to look into all those bombs that just went off in Europe. They may have to leave that to others, though, as they’ve reportedly obtained intel that terrorists are plotting to obtain deadnames, which MaKenna described as “as bad as a dirty bomb times a million.”


I have a few dead names to unleash:

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi... kaBOOM!
Fadhil Ahmad al-Hayali... kaBOOM!
Omar al-Shishani... kaBOOM!
Abd al-Rahman Mustafa al-Qaduli... bang! BANG!
Fathi ben Awn ben Jildi Murad al-Tunisi... bang! BANG!




Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
May 11, 2021, 01:51 PM
P220 Smudge
quote:
deadnames


I had to look this up. Our society is crumbling. Roll Eyes


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May 11, 2021, 02:25 PM
pedropcola
Yup. Didn’t know deadnaming. Fuck.
May 11, 2021, 02:36 PM
BOATTRASH1
I just looked it up too. What a crock of shit. I’ll deadname the fuck out of any body. I refuse to enable their bull shit narrative. Won’t call a man she either! Screw ‘em!
May 11, 2021, 03:45 PM
Fenris
quote:
Originally posted by BOATTRASH1:
I just looked it up too. What a crock of shit. I’ll deadname the fuck out of any body. I refuse to enable their bull shit narrative. Won’t call a man she either! Screw ‘em!

You're a very bad man. To the reeducation camp with you.

Just wait till you get to Room 101.



God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump.
May 11, 2021, 04:02 PM
BOATTRASH1
^^^^^Ha Ha Ha. Looking forward to it!
May 11, 2021, 04:29 PM
jsbcody
quote:
Originally posted by BOATTRASH1:
^^^^^Ha Ha Ha. Looking forward to it!


You say that now, but once you experience it.....well here is a preview of room 101:



If this doesn't work, they have Harris cackling on a loop............... Eek
May 11, 2021, 05:01 PM
architect
Wait, isn't this "Asian Hating?"
May 11, 2021, 05:31 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
quote:
deadnames


I had to look this up. Our society is crumbling. Roll Eyes
I had to look it up, too. Don't know any trans so haven't had the opportunity, but probably would do it.

flashguy



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